Jordan ϟ

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s generalised anxiety

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

Me, practising in the shower the inspiring, empowering, entertaining interviews I’d give if I was famous;

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@SW_Help I would but it's an every day occurrence. At this point it'd be a full time job and I'm already spending my salary on your extortionate prices.

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

Is part of the hiring process for @SW_Help to be the most aggressive, unhelpful generally vile people? Just watched a guard start a fight with every passenger he checked the tickets of. Even though they all had tickets. Sir it is 7am. Why start your Monday morning like this?

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@macbethsknife @NotTramBraxton L
Z7 call Alex Torres. Mum is a very slow.

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

I am j

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@peterjohncox if you get your top off j will

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

J is me

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@JazzStacks So sorry, sold yesterday. Hope you find one!

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

Slam dunk south ticket for sale. Sold out event, can't attend but willing to sell to a lovely soul in need! Dm me

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@dreamershoteI I AM :) DM me

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

A statement on my future as the MP for Islington North.

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

🚨NEW: Over 130,000 people sign up to our campaign against the government's anti-union laws.

We won't accept another attack on our frontline workers.

The problem in Britain isn't strikes- it's the low wages and conditions that make strikes necessary.

https://t.co/HMAoIlEoMv

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@WannabeCarHound @zarahsultana Wonderful thing about modern medicine is that we live longer. Unfortunately an aging population means more medical concerns. The gov should understand this and prepare properly. Funding the nhs!

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

In his New Year speech Rishi Sunak urges us to “sacrifice and hard work” What exactly does millionaire Rishi and his billionaire wife know about sacrifice?

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Very much hoping my brother will not write a book about us. In 2007, I threw an avocado at him in a temper.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

If Rishi Sunak wanted to reform our education system, he would give teachers a decent pay rise, end the privatisation of our universities, and create a National Education Service to provide free lifelong learning for all.

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@jody__s Totally agree! It's been 2 years and I still randomly get celebrity podcasts and men shouting about sports. I mean. Each to their own but that's just not for me 🫢

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

Anyone else use @Spotify Daily Drive? I need to know how they come up with the stuff in the playlist. 4 Carly Rae Jepson songs in a row followed by a hello magazine article then talk sport. Is someone hijacking my account? 0 interest in anything on this list.

[Lauren Livesey @laurenl_13]

I had a stroke in January. It sucked.

I'm planning to walk the Yorkshire Three Peaks. Please help me fundraise for young stroke survivors with @SameYouOrg, and to help break the silence around brain injury.

#SameYou #JustGiving

https://t.co/4x8bYi8wJ3

[Jordan ϟ @JordanBlackman]

@ItsSuperDan Not Theresa