Jordan Brassington

[Kate Stirling @KateStirling]

Very disappointed with my @MasterCard Euro card. Do not recommend them. #NeverAgain #Rubbish #StillWaitingForAnswers

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

@harrietbarlow6 been to busy being a fucking legend #sorrynotsorry

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

@harrietbarlow6 I only climb on the countertops so you can suck my massive cock

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

@VodafoneUKhelp I need to change my phone because it's not working and they won't let me upgrade any earlier

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

@VodafoneUK you're so wank 😫

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

I'm so bored at work I'm doing a texting survey with vodafone. What is my life??

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

I'm So stressed @harrietbarlow6 ....

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Take me back 6 months

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Not your finest moment but I've seen you looking worse @harrietbarlow6

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Want that Friday feeling back 😔

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

@harrietbarlow6 the size of my head? You find one bigger than my head and il take this photo😅

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Fuuuuuuck 😴🔫

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Get home and the place is spotless. Well done @harrietbarlow6 gold star for you #welltrained

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Hanley's dead and I'm beyond bored

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

Forgot what working with the general public is like #bellends

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

@harrietbarlow6 Erm how about you shut the fuck up. I'm not even on about you. The world doesn't revolve around you!!!!! GOD

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

The o'd ball 'n' chain is in the hairdressers for 5 hours?! Put me in the tattoo parlour for that long any day though. 19 daaaaays

[Jordan Brassington @JordanBrasso]

😴🔫 #HumpDay