Jordan

Avid Moe’s southwest grill enthusiast. Your future kids nurse 💉👧🏻🧒🏽👦🏾💊 Follow my alpaca on insta (@aggiethealpaca)

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

I love Alex Karev. With my entire heart, as much as someone can love a fictional character. But Shonda Rhimes, you have to kill him off. I cannot watch this break Jo because she thinks he left her. He’s always been a family man, the only way to get him off the show is to kill him

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@littlemrskinder Former once upon a child employee here. Yes, they take clothes, but apparently only ones with stains on them and give you back your nice clothing that people would actually buy. Then charge more than goodwill for stained clothing.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@mommatofour_ Just here to saw “two let the dogs out” and it be dog themed and have like everyone bring their dogs too. Idk just sounds like a good time to me

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@chaosandall So while I was diagnosed at 14, I had to do a lot of med adjustments as an adult. I can, wholeheartedly say, that medication for my ADD saved my life. I was able to get through nursing school, focus not only in school but in life, build relationships and friendships, d/t my meds.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

Is there not enough going on in the world, why did @paramountplus have to take off Australian survivor? Excuse me as I drown in my tears

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@webdev_sarah We have gotten SO many calls from amazon drivers asking what to do about the dogs. Dude, they just want a treat. That’s it.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

I feel like so many people would benefit for Joe Biden being a DNR.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

Note to self: don’t look up the ages of these people winning gold at the Olympics, because you will then realize you’re the same age and sitting on the couch eating ice cream at 8am.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@hulu_support It’s on my phone. I’ve done all of that and it still won’t work

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@hulu_support why is the app not working? It closes as soon as I open it. I can’t watch Grey’s anatomy and it’s a serious problem.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

I haven’t sobbed this hard since being blindsided by George’s death at the end of season five. I just don’t even know what happened. #GreysAnatomy

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

Hey @redbull
Can we get a sugar-free, caffeine free Red Bull?
Sincerely, a night shift nurse who loves sugar free Red Bull but needs to decrease caffeine intake.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@rubin_allergy Peds here and tbh, my best friend is the sticker station.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@littlemrskinder Yes. Yes. Yes. Finally someone who agrees. I am all for women in government, just not that woman. As a woman, I am embarrassed that people are putting her on this pedestal for the sole fact of her gender and skin color.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

All I want for Christmas is @Gain. How does a single smell bring me so much joy?

[Grey’s Anatomy Fans @The_GreyMethod]

Today is the only day you can RT this🎃

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@KDasrath 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 it’s the best feeling when someone doesn’t degrade what you want because it isn’t “the normal”. I don’t want kids, I haven’t for over 10 years. I’m so tired of hearing “you’ll change your mind when you’re married”. That’s saying that what I want now isn’t valid.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

Can we stop putting sirens in the background of songs?
Sincerely,
An occasional speeder that doesn’t need a heart attack every time a good song comes on.

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@camo_nurse It honestly all depends on whether he had any molding at birth and how the nurses measured him. I measure a baby by starting at the top of their head and running it against their body to their toes. It’s the most accurate. Most offices measure their length flat. It’s not uncommon

[Jordan @JordanBumgarner]

@heyyyitsemz 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ no judgement, just help