Jordan

45th Generation Roman. Rochdale AFC.

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

It was 30 years ago this evening that The Day Today started delivering its own brand of news.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@TWStrikersUnion

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@TWStrikersUnion You, sir, are about to get BLOCKED(chain).

You are either with me or against me.
Ride the dip.

#ToppleTopTips
TTTx.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@TWStrikersUnion Topple this ratio.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@TWStrikersUnion Your woke mob are inciting hate against ordinarily folk again #agitator #ringleader #wokerati

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@TWStrikersUnion Got a picture of the big man for his No.1 fan tonight 💖

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

Why are they like this?

[Jo Swinson @joswinson]

Suggested alternatives to penalties for deciding a tied match:
1. Average score per minute played
2. Fewest bookings

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@LouisMcGillick_ HAHAHAHA UP THE SHAGGIN CAPT. TOM MASSIVE

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@officiallydale

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@LouisMcGillick_ When he walks round his back yard, he’s as fast as lighting, it’s frightening. And he makes all the Top Boys™️ sing.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@FootballCliches going to need a full podcast on Lukaku speaking the “language of goals”. Cheers.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@MatthewMaddison

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

COMPLETELY NORMAL 21st CENTURY COUNTRY 👍🏻

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Next Saturday's 3pm kick-offs in the EFL will be moved to avoid clashing with the funeral of the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

@AndrewJ_16 Get this in the Louvre

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

Another day on this island

[Patrick Maguire @patrickkmaguire]

Last week @timesredbox asked YouGov to poll the public on who they'd elect as head of state.

1,680 people were given the chance to name *anyone*...

...but 1/4 of people who expressed a view picked a senior royal anyway.

Prince William beats Attenborough. The Queen is third.

[Jordan @JordanC_1907]

And they get paid for this...

[dylan @dylanh1359]

EFL Officiating 🤷🏼‍♂️#RAFC