Jordan Freeland

I can't get up now, I'm in another life 🛌

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

Over my rich hot dead body.

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@claire_chelsea Me today 😩😂

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@claire_chelsea Always decorate.

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@nickolasssaige

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

Astrologers: Placidus or Whole Sign House divisions ???!?

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@AstrologyVibez I have the Sun, Part of Fortune, South Node, & Venus conjunct Jupiter all in my 8th house (placidus) Cancer!

Or all in 9th house (whole sign) Cancer!

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@nickolasssaige

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@AguillardTrevor Nice is not enough.. if I were friends with ever Pam, Beth & Sherry just because they were nice, I’d have Noah’s fucking ark in my phone book.

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

✌🏼

[starheal @starheal]

Mercury is now Cancer until Aug 4 due to an upcoming retrograde. Thinking is more influenced by feelings and the subconscious. Intuition is high and memory is strong. Inner needs and security may be on your mind.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Sutton: "Oh, you're a hugger!"
Rental owner: "Yes! Are you not a hugger?"
Sutton: "Well, no."

Screaming. #RHOBH

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@MrRPMurphy @RobertsEmma
I really miss Chanel!
I miss all of the Chanel’s!!!!
And everyone else!!

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@nickolasssaige ^ how i feel when people text me, asking where I am.

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@nickolasssaige

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@nickolasssaige

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

I’m all about this 80’s/90’s/2009ish, fun, dance, escapist music renaissance we’re having rn!

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@waddlesyo Man, it sure is trying to be! Lol I love a good retrograde though, bring them all on!

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

In June there is going to be SIX planets in retrograde. 😩😩😂😂😂😩😩😭😭😂😂

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Enjoy creating. Then other people will enjoy your creativity, too. For that moment, you are making the planet smile.

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@Brooke_Sonnier Pluto, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Venus & Mercury! Four of them are already in retro now 😭😂

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

@troyjude @LanaDelRey can’t wait!!!

[Jordan Freeland @JordanCade]

When you start getting worked up over the fake “fandom” so quickly jumping the @LanaDelRey ship.. instead of being empathetic and understanding of what she was ACTUALLY saying “HER JOURNEY” has been like.

& your husband has to remind you “it’s all a lot of Facebook bullshit!” 😂