Jordan

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I love when a cat wakes up from a nap and their whole body looks like bed head.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives

[Jordan @JordanCane3]

“don’t make this a thing” omg I’m dead

[Chris @citehchris]

if I was playing in the nba finals I would make every shot and never turn the ball over. it baffles me why no one else is doing this

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[shayma @roundthefurr]

a very dear genre of posts to me

[Jordan @JordanCane3]

and why they’re the rarest flower in acnh

[s س 🦢 @soIesque]

I understand why people used to believe in folklore bc these flowers look like they were created for fairies to use

[Jordan @JordanCane3]

“Is this satire” 😭

[herman milly rock @Eyoyism]

keeping it to chicago but

1. federales (west loop)

2. old crow (wrigleyville)

3. the hangee-uppe (gold coast)

4. federales (logan square)

5. utopian tailgate (lincoln park)

[Cami @tajin_rim]

chicago’s middle name is absolutely marie and my roommate and i have done our due diligence in deciding the middle names of other midwest cities:

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

How many times must we have our hearts broken

[blue @bluewmist]

one of the best things my therapist told me was “the reason you ghost your friends, avoid responding, and disappear even when you care is because your nervous system sees connection as a demand, not a comfort. you’re not a bad friend, you’re overwhelmed” felt that

[j wynn @jnguyensanity]

chicago: “what highschool did you go to”

[fishious @fishquichee]

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

[Jordan @JordanCane3]

this is my new favorite thing

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Every time we have a Republican president, we're rewarded with a new war and a recession, every fucking time.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

teachers buy their own pencils

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt