Jordan the Assistant

I'm the Assistant. I love getting shit done and tend to align myself with visionaries. My tweets are my own and DO NOT represent anyone I work for/with.

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@AnnaChristine88 I had an acquaintance that went to that, looked super cool!! I think you could’ve gotten away with anything you wore about 10 years ago. Or just black 🤣

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@JewelStaite

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Daily's Place https://t.co/d6kxcUsTnq

[Jeri Ryan @JeriLRyan]

This man just might be my new favorite human. 🔥🔥🔥

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Lake Eola Downtown Orlando https://t.co/0HOLgtTwpz

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Lake Eola Downtown Orlando https://t.co/FvGzSGM1UA

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Baldwin Park https://t.co/Ok03obMOau

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Lake Eola Downtown Orlando https://t.co/ZEOopeQVHY

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Orlando, Florida https://t.co/1Z7aZjD4Sm

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just a little more… #running Cooler days are ideal but I really have to remember to anti-chafe the nipples if I’m going to do more than 10k… #ouch @ Baldwin Park https://t.co/4632AAKwK7

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ Baldwin Park https://t.co/4Bqu83hwHi

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@AnnaChristine88 Wordle 253 2/6

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[Ildy Modrovich @Ildymojo]

HOLY HELLFIRE! Look what @Forbes just published, my fiends. #LuciferNetflix

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@StephenKing Any chance his middle name is “Bumbler”?

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@_nitz @mplewis @heyJTK 400 BABIES!!! 🤣🤣🤣 If that’s not the theme of the early 2010s I don’t know what is. If we had that we could’ve kicked the entire pandemic with our #POWERTHIRST #ENERGYLEGS.

I MIGHT have those written down somewhere… I know SHOCKOLATE had Godiva dark chocolate liquor…

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

When at #LakeEola… one does not - not film #baby #swans. #neighborhood @ Lake Eola Park https://t.co/Ago8eYDlUx

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

Just posted a photo @ CVS Pharmacy https://t.co/3tc00hZFpz

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@JewelStaite In fairness it’s likely a lot of us don’t want to admit it’s been 15 years... BUT no excuse for putting those insecurities on you, and you’re stunning regardless.

When is the new season coming out again? 🤣

[Jordan the Assistant @JordanCascata]

@TheAuthorGuy THAT’S probably what the anti-vax folk think the vaccine does to you... 🤣. This is probably Pfizer, you don’t want to see Johnson & Johnson....