Male Patterned Jordness

Lucky Dad and Husband, Restaurant Owner, Beer and Chicken Master, Red Sox Obsessor...

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@Jared_Carrabis The best times 😂☀️💪

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

OB having to drop “Sox in the Box” has to hit different for loyal @Section10Pod listeners

@ColeyMick @Jared_Carrabis @Steve_Perrault

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@JoezMcfLy Do it.

[Vril Nye @VrilNyeX]

“Just bomb whoever you want, we have the entire US government raping kids on video”

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

I would be cackling with laughter if it wasn’t so fucking infuriating and sad… we have fallen so far. There is no bar

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk 😭😭

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk 😭😭

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@JamieBonkiewicz So, just another day essentially

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@DanBFox1287 The only hitter I can think of is Ketel Marte, when we was reported available for that short window.

WC40 w Marte would completely change this lineup, if healthy at least.

But, with Story, Roman, Romy all hurt/underperforming… not sure how the record would be regardless

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things the recovery industry will not tell you:

1. The drug worked. That is why people use it. Not weakness. Not moral failure.
A neurological event so complete and persuasive that any honest account of addiction has to start there.
The problem is not that the drug fails. The problem is that what it does is unrepeatable, and you will burn your entire life to the ground trying to get back to a place that no longer exists.

2. Shame is not guilt. Guilt says I did something bad. Shame says I am something bad. Guilt is appropriate. Shame is a cell with no windows. Most people use the words interchangeably. That mistake is lethal.

3. You cannot shame someone who has already named the thing you are holding over them. Say it first. Say it in plain light. The weapon drops.

4. Guilt can coexist with self-respect. Shame cannot. You can hold the damage and the dignity at the same time. I know because I live there.

5. Radical honesty does not give you back who you were. It hands you the clean slate of who you always wanted to be. The mask comes off. The cartoon other people drew of you stays on the page.

6. Nobody gets clean on a winning streak.

7. You have to be almost self-delusional in your forgiveness of yourself. (Go watch Chase Hughes)

8. The greatest sin was not the chaos. It was the absence. Being unavailable to the people who needed you.

9. Sustainable recovery starts with one thing: honesty with yourself. If you love an addict and want to help, that is the only door in.

10. I am only an expert on my recovery. Nobody is an expert on anyone else’s.

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@PitchingNinja I’ve got nothing on this platform but that last Tayron Guerrero pitch may be worth a peep for a pro.

YEESH.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Does anyone know at what time the fake assassination attempt is scheduled for tonight? I'm nesting this evening and would hate to miss it.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

There’s no good faith conversations to be had with MAGA. Just look at the Hunter Biden conversations. Guy is spilling his heart out trying to find some humanity in these people and they just respond with the most vile shit.

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

I put the Caleb Durbin and outfield surplus on him, while allowing giving him credit for bringing in Contreras, Suarez and Gray

Among the other issues are:

Injuries to Crochet and Anthony

Story regressing and getting hurt

Yoshida providing nothing

Bello imploding

Mayer

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you live in a country that sends poor people to jail for using drugs, but doesn't send rich people to jail for raping kids, you live in a shit hole country.

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

I don’t hate it, honestly.

[NESN @NESN]

"We have a lot of belief in Brayan as a major league starter, but felt like he was putting a ton of pressure on himself, and this was no longer the best place for him to reset and work through the struggles."

Craig Breslow addressed Brayan Bello being optioned to Triple-A ⬇️

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@KenCageRepo How many Home Runs did Bob Gibson hit during that time?

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

♟️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Red Sox are gonna start Bello..

BELLO!

BOOM BOOM BOOM

The Sox just started Bello…

BELLO!!!

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@fw_naetoblaq Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

On days I’m especially wound up, I throw about 100 wiffle balls in my backyard. I also do 25 pushups everynight before bed.

Drinking leads to anxiety which gets me up at 4am. But it’s also the only thing that levels me out. I’ve tried meds/sober/etc.

[Male Patterned Jordness @JordanChabot]

@fw_naetoblaq Wake up at 4am. Toss & turn until 5:30. Drive an hour to work. Bust your ass for 8 hours. Drive halfway home & stop at a bar you’re a reg at. Crank 4 brews. Go home. Cook/Eat dinner. Get your kids bathed and in bed. Vape and drink water. Fall asleep in your recliner at 9:30.