Jordan Jones

feminist killjoy. comms @fluenceenergy. all opinions my own.

[Geoff Burgan @GeoffBurgan]

Comms staffers sending their ideas to the Policy team https://t.co/lSfI4SM9lK

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@SarahEMcBride Congratulations on a well deserved win!

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

Well @Sling is down so I guess that’s the universe telling me not to torture myself watching election results tonight. Right?

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@drtaylor09 Mine too! My sister loves it so much she decided to work there!

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@imagineer_87 Too true.

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

some math- it’s 3:45am and a baby has just fallen back asleep after being awake for the last 4 hours. the baby’s mother has slept 0 hours and has to wake up in 2 hours. how many hours until the baby’s mother loses her shit?

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

when your @jenisicecreams home delivery arrives completely melted and that’s what you were planning to eat for dinner tonight 😭

[Gay-briel @Ian_Gay_briel]

in massachusetts they spell booster shot "borcester shot"

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

in hindsight iced tea at 8 pm might not have been the best idea.

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@rachsyme Dickens- Bleak House

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@MichaelWarbur17 This is so upsetting.

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@erincohan Me! It's sooo helpful with a baby in the car.

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

cackling.

[Ram @rgej2006mon]

@KalhanR But, have you been to an introverted dogs meetup?

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@drtaylor09 Yes! I try and pay particular attention to it when I'm leading a meeting to give the more reserved folks an opportunity to contribute on their terms.

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@cress_cd pro-tip, just press 0 a bunch of times very quickly and it will connect you with a human.

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

@elizaischultz I think about this all the time.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

"vote" is democrats version of thoughts and prayers

[Jordan Jones @JordanCody61]

the treatment i needed to keep my body from going septic when i had a missed miscarriage will now be illegal. this is not pro-life.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you’re sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat

[WFAA @wfaa]

REST IN PEACE, UZIYAH GARCIA.

The 8-year-old died in the Uvalde elementary school shooting. His grandfather, Manny Renfro, shared this photo of him with AP.

"The sweetest little boy that I've ever known," Renfro said.

What we know about the victims: https://t.co/mQ8EkzyCGU