Jordan Cottle

Müller corner enthusiast
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[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

Fan sentiment sounds like it was made as loud & clear as possible yday. Owners will do what they are going to do, a few extra tweets @ ing Couhig won't make a difference. Give yourself the best chance of being excited about a new season when it comes and takes a break from it all

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

Now that we are done with this horrible end to a season, I honestly urge everyone to stop tweeting about Reading. Go take a break, watch a different sport, enjoy the build up to WC whatever just actively try not to think about this club for at least a month.

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

Good chance 5 of that squad won't be here next season... I know injuries have stacked up but seriously

[Reading FC @ReadingFC]

Your final Royal XI for the 2025/26 season 👇

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

@harry_chafer @Readingfanman @TheTilehurstEnd Elite members that attend majority of home games over several years will jump to front of queue for prime away games. But basically I agree with you. On principle I disagree with disparity on points accumulated but in practical terms I see elite appealing to very very few ppl.

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

@Readingfanman @TheTilehurstEnd even that feels a stretch, we get season ticket holders of what 6-8K something like that right?? Do you really think 1 in 15 ppl are gonna spend the guts of double a season ticket just to get first dibs on away tickets 2yrs out? Elite will appeal to a very small number of ppl imo

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

@Readingfanman @TheTilehurstEnd Right, Core Vs Essential in your first message is where I was getting a little mixed. I get the sentiment but the last bit isn't really true right because it assumes we sell enough Elite to cover entire away attendance entitlements. Elite costs 80% more than a ST

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

@Readingfanman @TheTilehurstEnd I might be getting muddled with the tier terminology but in your scenario of an essential member missing out on the popular away game, how many home games is the essential member going to on top of their 70% of away games?

[Pedro Stolf @p_stolf]

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[Aldershot Town FC @OfficialShots]

Aldershot Town are delighted to announce the appointment of Scott Davies as first-team manager ahead of the 2026-27 campaign.

Joining from Slough Town following the conclusion of the National League South campaign, welcome ScottAldershot Town are delighted to announce the appointment of Scott Davies as first-team manager ahead of the 2026-27 campaign.

Joining from Slough Town following the conclusion of the National League South campaign, welcome ScottAldershot Town are delighted to announce the appointment of Scott Davies as first-team manager ahead of the 2026-27 campaign.

Joining from Slough Town following the conclusion of the National League South campaign, welcome Scott!

[ReadingBetweenTheLines @ReadingBTL]

More of what reads to me as complete own goals from Richardson today. I can't really wrap my head around the thinking either. I can understand going all out to win this game. Even if I don't think scraping more wins is what LR needs, I get wanting to go into next yr off some wins

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

it's funny the little things that can push you over the edge. The young subs getting so little game time in that non-event of a match has really wound me up

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

jesus Wingy has been wank today

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

Such a shame we've had to watch so much of Nyambe's time here as a RWB. IMO clearly a solid, high performing RB but he's miles off being a functional RWB

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

I don't really understand why LR is not being more 'selfish' with his decision last week and today. Had some pretty easy self preservation choices since Doncaster and isn't really doing any of them

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

This is rubbish. If it was rubbish with 3&4 youngsters involved I could write it off but rubbish with the strongest possible team we can muster is pretty grim.

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

@Readingfanman yeah probably but it's the usual suspects that don't know how to express themselves so lash out at everything. I get being sick to the back teeth of LR, but to call today must win is nonsensical when the result is one of least relevant aspects of today

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

Generally I thought we were fine today against a tough opponent. Tried to press high and some joy from it. I was worried about the 541 but in pressing high it did get an extra man forward than we have been doing. I do think the players looked up for it as well.

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

hard to say what would've felt acceptable out of a game like that. Beyond the results part of the season so the fact we didn't win doesn't matter so much is assessing it

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

hard to say what would've felt acceptable out of a game like that. Beyond the results part of the season so the fact we didn't win doesn't matter so much is assessing it

[Jordan Cottle @JordanCottle]

I get the injuries and I also get that it's Cardiff and they are good and they are going to probably have 70% of the ball and I get the young players are untested and probably need to get out on loan first but... that XI is depressing. Kelvin in for a lonely game