Jordan DaSilva

flippin kicks since ‘96

[Jordan DaSilva @JordanDaSilva1]

Pete Davidson wins

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Seth Rogan’s Instagram stories truly are a blessing

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That 6 month twitter hiatus felt hella refreshing

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True happiness is when you no longer feel the need to compare your life to someone else's

[Jordan DaSilva @JordanDaSilva1]

Chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates

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Nothing breaks my heart more than the look on my dogs face as I leave the house

[Jordan DaSilva @JordanDaSilva1]

Know yourself

[Jordan DaSilva @JordanDaSilva1]

What is it about our brains that makes us hard wired to remember the good times and experiences but pay no mind to the bad

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Who wants to be spontaneous with me and go see 6lack with the weeknd tom

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Deep down low will always be a banger

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The acting on riverdale is so cringe, it's a good thing they're hot

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I feel like a fair resolution to picking overbooked passengers would be a good old game of eenie meanie miney moe

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The world is a pretty messed up place right now

[Jordan DaSilva @JordanDaSilva1]

You can count on me to forget your name .5 seconds after hearing it

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She wanna get married tonight but I can't take a knee cause I'm wearin all white

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Idk bout you but it drives me up the wall when someones phone goes off and it's the same tone I use for my alarm clock

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Cardboard box chocolate milk is so much better than that crusty ass plastic jug chocolate milk

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I want barbecue season :(