Jordan.

“Just picture me, Hollywood livin”🔥

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@elonmusk hands down is the most badass CEO on the planet

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@Kentuckyweather Shoutout to Chris bailey for the storm tracking, you the man!

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@PlayApex Had the same server issues for going on a month, learn how to fix a server?😅

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@NintendoAmerica How the fuck did you guys get chris pratt as mario?

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

Ngl tried to add my ex and find this song i have stuck in my head, the bitch won’t add me back😑

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@Steven_Embry12 i think i know and i don’t know but i know😂

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

I can 100% say this is a fact.😅

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

Anyone else have that one person, you make plans with and life gets so much better?

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

mood

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

i wanna marry a girl who likes to travel

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

Fuck. James. Harden.

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

Mcdonalds really been slacking lately

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

One time i had sex with a girl with a dudes name tattooed on her, should’ve known that was a red flag 🚩

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

unbothered by unnecessary bullshit

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

tweet

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@snapchatsupport It’s permanently locked? like i don’t do anything but streaks and talk to my girlfriend an literally used it 10 minutes before i got locked out??

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@snapchatsupport Why did my account get locked?

[William H. Macy @WilliamHMacy]

Goodbye Shameless. End of an era. Finale this Sunday on Showtime.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Kurt Cobain passed away 27 years ago today at the age of 27

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@BleacherReport @uninterrupted If anyone thinks this movie will top the original, they lying to themselves😅

[Jordan. @JordanDaWiz1ard]

@Chromatic_Games Doesn’t give me the option to skip it anymore gotta watch the whole thing then as soon as the intro is done it’ll go black screen and won’t continue on after