Jordan dalton

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

The hate u feel for people that wrong your friends is something else.

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Had a load of strangers last night on the train invested in my date story which was a weird situation

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

So survived my third hinge date but god it was a bit of a shocker

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Also i know its double standards but men taking mirror selfies. Also up there with the big icks 😫

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Also sorry but shit accents are such an ick

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Downloaded hinge again and honestly within seconds remembered why i deleted it

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Got like an old version of itvx on my tv with no ability to show live tv and i dont know how to fix it

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

My bath has taps in the middle which means i have options of where to sit which confuses me

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Why does my house always need cleaning and why is this tweet so 30 of me

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Just drove past someone cycling through the mersey tunnel and had no idea how to navigate it given your meant to stay in lane?!

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Update: hes off 🥳

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Mum wont kick my ex of the family spotify because she feels bad ffs

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Love island is everything thats wrong with dating, the mentality that you wont 'close yourself off' in case 'something better comes along' you either get the feels or you dont, and if you do that should be enough to keep ya lips to yaself for a bit 💋 #LoveIslandAllStars

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Mum had a hidden box in her wardrobe full of chocolate for when she fancies, and i find it so funny she doesn't trust it to be left in the kitchen

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

I can deal with logging food in my fitness pal but when it comes to 46 cals for a coffee its so depressing, and i just cant restrict my coffee intake

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

"Babe" seems to be creeping into my day to day language and I HATE it. Who am I

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

When you dont match with someone because you dont like how they were sitting in a photo and wonder why you're single.

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Standing outside shops before 9am on the 23rd of december not sure if the time makes me organised or the date very unorganised

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Its really weird to sit comfortably on a sofa without a blanket

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Why do cranberries become a thing at christmas cos there great all year round

[Jordan dalton @JordanDaltonnn]

Why do hot water bottles spit at you when you fill them up too quickly, and why haven’t they found a way to stop that