Jordan DeMaio

"It's never too late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@salesianumlax No score on the live stream. Can we get an update?

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@ColeyMick @ColeyMick Color me naive, but why trade Chapman? Because no commitment to winning this year now after Devers trade and we can actually get something of value for Chapman now?

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@salemredsox And 2nd base is missing altogether.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@salemredsox Logo on 1st base is missing.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@Andy this WWHL is brutal! Get these 2 off the future guest list.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Everyone could use some Raffy in their life.
RT for a chance to win a Raffy signed ball!

Sweepstakes ending 1/13/23 11:59pm ET: https://t.co/4k3XWcDD44

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

Ditto

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

I’m drunk

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@FlyFrontier Please contact me. Need to know why my flight was changed without notification. Can't get anyone on the phone or via chat on website.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

Guess @kanyewest really is a genius. He figured out how to sample a song 22 times without it being considered a cover.

[NME @NME]

Marshall Jefferson's 1986 song 'Move Your Body' is allegedly sampled "at least 22 times" without permission on 'Donda 2' track 'Flowers' https://t.co/6q0OQ5NQlo

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@PJMORTON @JonBatiste Mr. PJ!!!!!!

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@Bengals #BudLightCelly #Sweepstakes

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

Thanks @RedSox for an absolutely unexpected & incredible year. Thanks to @Jared_Carrabis @ColeyMick & @steve_perrault for an equally entertaining year. Sox, kid. Forever & ever.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

Until Smoltz confirms, the Sox could steal game 1.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

I’ll wait for Smoltz to confirm this before I believe it

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

Funny how @JoseAltuve27 can’t look his teammates in the eyes when they congratulate him on his HR.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

I assume every hit @JoseAltuve27 gets is because he’s cheating.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

I need @ColeyMick to change his name to gravity because he always brings me back to Earth. Wish I could watch theee games with him instead of by myself at home while I slowly die for the @RedSox.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@Jared_Carrabis Nate & Nick. Let’s. Fucking. Go.

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@Jared_Carrabis Let’s not forget…

[Red Sox @RedSox]

We have a massive weekend coming your way.

Let’s kick it off with some giveaways!
We’re joining our friends at @CarMax to thank the best fans in baseball, so stay tuned...

RT now for a chance to win a fan pack!

[Jordan DeMaio @JordanDeMaio]

@Jared_Carrabis Need Drake to start going to Blue Jays games ASAP!!!!