Jordan

she/her | Cat Mom 🐱| Queer Pastor | 🏳️‍🌈

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

new meme unlocked #Debate2024

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Tonight in Philly 🤣

[Rev. Jeremy Smith @umjeremy]

And just like that: the 304.3 language added that said "the practice of homosexuality is incompatible with Christian teaching" and "self-avowed practicing homosexuals" are not to be clergy are REMOVED from the #UMC. 93%! #UMCGC 🏳️‍🌈

[Jordan @JordanDerhammer]

@BeccaNims You’re not wrong 😂😂

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

we know you've got @mileycyrus and @findingfletcher's "Midnight Sky" performance on repeat. 😉🔁 #MileysNewYearsEveParty https://t.co/J7gTxQAvXH

[Jordan @JordanDerhammer]

“I will not check my email. I will not check my email” is what I’m whispering to myself on this day off.

[Ann🦋 @hornyputhinator]

Me after dancing in my house to the half time concert:
#PepsiHalftime
#HalfTimeShow

[jakers @jakebreakbone]

“Liberals want justice for everything!” ...yeah, why wouldn’t you

[Rev. J.J. Warren *Archive* @itsmejjwarren]

“So president @realDonaldTrump, step up.”

[Charlie Gers @CharlieGers]

This is the type of image we talked about in history books in high school about other countries’ political instability and violence.

But this is America in 2021.

[Jordan @JordanDerhammer]

The whole world is looking at this and watching this. This is awful.
Lord, in your mercy. Make me a channel of your peace.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Loving your neighbor is not a suggestion.

[Jordan @JordanDerhammer]

Day in the life of a cat mom - I woke up with a cat toy in my pocket. I have so many questions

[Jordan @JordanDerhammer]

@PoppyAlexa Deuteronomy 23:13! No one ever pays attention to it ;)

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

YES.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Count every vote.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Encore...

[Jordan @JordanDerhammer]

Happy Thursday! How’s your day going you ask? Mine started with my cat spilling my entire iced coffee on the rug in the middle of a conference call.