Jordan Williams

Conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@insomniacgames You must really think we’re all stupid. However will i find my way through this linear level with white sheets and red lights pointing out where to go? Oops, i strayed from the blue scent line so now there’s a yellow marker pointing out the way back to my line!

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@explorebeauty12 You’re an idiot. Enjoy cracking the algorithm. And yes, i know I’m contributing by commenting. But you’re still an idiot

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@probonopd Yes, it’s for the algorithm. The goal is to boost activity on the account. Most of those signs have simple questions with 1 word answers. Apparently research has shown that people are more likely to stop scrolling and reply if they see a human face holding a sign. Very annoying

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@sabamaliktmhg That is hideous AI. Why couldn’t you just use one of the 15 trillion pics of women who have tattoos already online? Because you yourself are an AI would be my guess

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@miracles7k You’re an idiot. That’s obviously a hippo

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

Old Family Guy was the funniest 😂

https://t.co/EzK2tbr0XQ

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@Gracezirn Her life

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@Gracezirn Horizontal

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@JesseBWatters is a joke. He doesn’t like educated women because they make him look even more pathetic than he already is #nowtimeformyfinalthought #ntfmft #fox

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@_josephine0_ If you’re giving instructions on what a standard tip for good service in America is, you’re being deceptive. The standard, as almost everyone knows, is 20%. You can certainly tip more if you want. But don’t instruct people on how to calculate a tip that is double the standard

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@Kinza1278 No your spelling is

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@EmilySm43 Max

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@yankeedraft You’re an idiot

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@perlinaino And how exactly do you measure BEST Press Secretary? Fakest blonde hair? Most lies told in a single month?

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@KerryHolmekb You honestly believe that? If so, I’ve got a bridge to sell you for a very reasonable price

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@WorkElizab Mozambique

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@IsaBellaDaxm @grok Orlando

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@TheRealMarina0 What the hell are you talking about?

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

@Avabelly__ No it’s not. If you had a $2,000 bill and tipped $100, would that be reasonable to you? I sure hope not. 20% would be $400. Even if you only tipped $200, that’s still only 10%. So $100 would be FIVE PERCENT. If you can afford a $500 meal, you can afford to tip $100

[Jordan Williams @JordanDoubleVee]

Are you picking up what I’m putting down?