Jordan

My commentary probably brought you here.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Ah, Sunday. The Friday of parents with young children.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me every Monday morning at work: hot damn this is so relaxing

[Dusty Chipura @dustychipura]

Toddlers have no boundaries. My 4 year old and I took a bath and I was laying here in bed and she ran up and just literally spread my buttcheeks apart for no reason. “Ask before you try and look at someone’s butthole” isn’t something I ever envisioned myself saying.

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

People always expect the oppressed to have compassion and never the oppressor.

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

@clhubes @slothparty My pregnancy was so awful, I cannot fathom having to entertain a toddler on top of it. Anyone who does is HERO STATUS. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for not stopping my husband from yodeling every time my MIL asks me about having a baby? https://t.co/LrWo0MazIV

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[The Milk Maid.🪷 @Sparkle31888597]

This America is gone forever.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

BREAKING: Clarence Thomas just filed a concurring opinion to Dobbs calling for the court to consider overturning the right to contraception, same-sex marriage, and privacy in the bedroom.

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

@slothparty Yeah, Manitoba in Canada is looking really nice. Good cost of living, and most importantly, not in America

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

@POTUS FIX THIS. NOW. #SCOTUSIsCorrupt

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

@katee_robert Are you a former gifted/talented/honors classes student? Because that would explain it

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

@katee_robert Oh yay!!!! Can’t wait and will enjoy the other books along the way. The new one is 🔥 per usual

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

@katee_robert pleeeease please please tell me Perseus and Callisto will have their own book 🥵

[Jordan @JordanElayneFTW]

Hey @AmericanAir how is ice storm Landon still affecting call center operations in June? Would love to talk to a person about my missing bag your staff promised delivery on today and has gone MIA.

[mamí @JordynMartinez_]

a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.