Jordan Fehr

[Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie]

First big move of the day: @TSN_Sports reacquires @JayOnrait and @otoolethehobo. Welcome back, boys. #TSN

[Matt Fehr @matty_python]

Thank you @ArizonaCoyotes. My friend @therocketsays got a ride. Zoom in to bottom right to see his excitement. @LarryFitzgerald #blessed

[Matt Fehr @matty_python]

@ArizonaCoyotes @therocketsays @LarryFitzgerald #armsup

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Beyoncé has a baby, the universe rejoices. I do it, and I get poop on my hands at least twice a week.

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Business Opportunity: Looking to hire a reasonably normal person to sit on the floor with my kid from 8am - 5pm. Will pay in Peach Puffs.

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

10:30pm - "So proud of myself for going to bed without a snack."
10:32pm - Ketchup chips, Combos, cheese and a Pizza Pop all demolished.

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Wearing soiled underwear, pajama pants and talking to herself, my kid was a legit "People of Walmart" meme tonight. #proud

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Why did the internet take 8 years to make Joe Biden hilarious?

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Glad you tweeted this but didn't tell your wife, @matty_python

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Ah, the usual "warm up the 'pen" third inning panic is setting in. #BlueJays

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Thankful for Children's Tylenol - this Fehr's a furnace.

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Half a dozen pitches in and I am already over TBS' feed. #BlueJays

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Gibby's brief jog from the dug out always makes me nervous. #BlueJays

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

If I spend the rest of my maternity leave speaking in a British accent, will that turn my kid into a cheeky arse? #goals #blimey

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

Lord Stanley is such a flirt... @mrsfehr @Mrs_Fehr_Class @matty_python @EricFehr @justinfehr12

[Eric Fehr @EricFehr]

The Stanley Cup is en route to Winkler!! @JustinFehr12 @Matty_Python

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

She could hardly be bothered...

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

No one needs to recover more this offseason than Curry's mouth guard.

[Jordan Fehr @JordanFehr_]

@SargeFroese very medicinal looking! We have a contraption, as well. A squirt ball thing that I'm very novice at using.