Jordan Crute

Editor. Writer. Filmmaker. Also a human being.

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

You can buy a book I wrote! (It's also an album by @j_v_t.)

https://t.co/TPNGcO5oY7

[Laura Nordin @LauraNordin]

POND LIFE is now available to stream on TUBI!
Pond Life is a funny, biting satire about suburban dreams and family nightmares.
Content Warning: scenes of pregnancy distress and miscarriage, coarse language, drug use, needles.

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@Sportsnet @BlueJays I dunno. Your feed is so choppy I can’t tell what’s happening.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

Very @jeffvandermeer stuff: https://t.co/BGQd7xbA71

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@Kobe_Mahoney Good to see you, bud.

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@veschwab @neilhimself I met @NotMichaelPalin at a book signing and immediately clammed up, but he was very nice and charming about it.

[World Economic Forum @wef]

A self-driving car has a choice about who dies in a fatal crash. Here are the ethical considerations https://t.co/ZcEgDQfxhh #automation

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

A review of Crossworlds: https://t.co/E3IZx7uvxR

[Backward Music @backwardmusic]

🦑 Crossworlds, the epic new album and accompanying novella from @j_v_t, is now available. 💎 Listen here - https://t.co/Sp1HEKdOeg

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

I’m pretty excited to be cutting this slice of delight.

[The Great Canadian Baking Show @cbcbakingshow]

Here they are! A brand new batch of bakers for season two. 🥐🍰🎂🍩🍪🍞 https://t.co/s2iUNqmgwL

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

Super proud that She Came Knocking and Kimberly-Sue Murray won awards at @nsicanada

[National Screen Institute - Canada @nsicanada]

She Came Knocking, PYOTR495, Princess Jack, Kimberly-Sue Murray win NSI Online Short Film… https://t.co/z3h73Hd047

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

Hey London friends, The Carmilla Movie is playing at BFI Flare this March. https://t.co/0sQRudyypb

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@carmillaseries How fast does it happen? Is there a pause between each? What sound does it make? How does it spread? Hey look, a butterfly!

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@Aoife_McArdle Bummer.

[Hollywood Suite @hollywoodsuite]

Don't miss your chance, #Creampuffs! The #CarmillaMovie and all three seasons of the @carmillaseries are available on Hollywood Suite On Demand and on Hollywood Suite GO until then end of January.

[Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer]

Annihilation e-book is $3.99 today. This wonderful romantic comedy will melt your heart. They meet in a quaint but charming tunnel tower. From there it blossoms into a brightness that cannot be denied. A hypnotic story of a selfless giving up of the self. https://t.co/QeJg8TvoR7

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@edgarwright @TheAVClub The blues is number one!

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@rgoins17 You brought a lot of heart to the team and I always felt confident when you were out around the diamond. Hope they bring you back but if not, thanks for the memories!

[Jordan Crute @JordanFive]

@StephInTeevee If you google “puppy stampede” you will not be disappointed.