Jordan Foster

Tacoma Native. Attorney. Criminal Defense, DUI, Traffic Infractions, Freedom Fighter. *Tweets are not legal advice, duh.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

@Mariners If he did this on purpose, it’s funny. If it had hit the ball away it would’ve been a bit more controversial. It looks so unintentional on his part which makes me think he has ninja hands if it was purposely done. The precision was near perfect.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

Fuck Hitler.
If you think this is political in any way, then you’re on the wrong side.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

Is it bad to be a king?
Not if you’re the king.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

Designated Dog Driver? Not a good idea. https://t.co/LDvfGeolzf

[St Gregory Primary @StGregoryCEVCP]

.@GB_Baseball won their first ever match at the #WorldBaseballClassic last night - an inspirational, magical, historic achievement - and we were lucky enough to be joined by home run hero Harry Ford in assembly this morning! #LetsGoGB 🦁🇬🇧⚾️
@MLBEurope @WBCBaseball @jonmorosi

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Skip Bayless's misrepresenation of Giannis's "roast" of Kevin Durant reminds @hasanminhaj of everything he hates about the media. #AfterTheCut

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⛄️ RETWEET TO WIN ⛄️

On day ✌️ of #12DaysOfGivingSweepstakes, we’re celebrating The Kid! Just hit RT for a shot to win this sweet prize pack from the @MarinersStore.

Must be 18+. No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59pm PT on 12/28/22. https://t.co/rczenxVflu

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Michael Penix Jr. should have been invited to New York.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

@jrmetcalf Way too close. Had to hold on for dear life in that one. Like to see them keep attacking and be aggressive. Thought we were going to end up with Wales situation.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

https://t.co/TMULDZl6pM

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

@jrmetcalf YESSSS!!!

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

Attorney shortage, caseloads leading to shortage of court-appointed attorneys https://t.co/1EWCls9iSN via @Yakima_Herald

[Charleston Dirty Birds @dirtybirdscwv]

CONTEST: To celebrate Julio Rodriguez being named Rookie of the Year, we are giving away a JROD signed ball! Just like and retweet to enter!

[Tacoma Rainiers @RainiersLand]

Folks, please take a moment to bang that RT button, so @mason_mccoy1 gets the spot on #SCTop10 he's so richly deserved all season. #HeHadOnePlay

@ESPNAssignDesk | @SportsCenter | @MsPlayerDev

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

@jrmetcalf Sweet. Let’s get a win.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

@gasman206 #1: The Kid, Ken Griffey Jr. He wasn't just the face of Mariner's franchise, he was for all of MLB. He was at the top of the sport, at that time, and one of the greatest of all time.

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

Family of 4 Home taken by fire left homeless https://t.co/o8UdUDfqe2

[Jordan Foster @JordanFosterLaw]

Jordan Foster Law, PLLC on #Google https://t.co/UJDXaf77Ir

[Kevin Zelko @Msbeervendor]

Now that he is a owner of the @Mariners, I will give this Ken Griffey Jr Upper Deck Rookie from 1989 to a random drawing. Just follow this account & retweet! Next Monday, I will pick a winner! Good times everyone! This card is classic!