Jordan Foxx

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[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

"Oh you know the secret? Whoops you just got hit by car" - every episode of Desperate Housewives

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Your thoughts have been stolen by the boys who took you out and bought you everything you own now.

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Dexter, come back...

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Someone's had too much to think

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I love those people that make it very obvious that they stalk your every move and post while "hating" you at the same time

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Is this not the cutest doll you've ever seen? I wanna be five again ugh

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Found a blue hair stuck to my watch when I haven't had blue hair in nine months, what is this mystical sorcery?

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Literally cannot sleep without nightmaring about all my worst fears, FRICK. No escape.

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

omg idk, tbh ilysm idc, bc ur perf af bby, now brb while I get my translator, fuck.

[Jordan Foxx @JordanFoxxx]

Because if I'm not mad at you, I'm in love with you.