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25 and my views are my own

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

Outlaw men who think they can do a good stitch impression

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KING JULIEN AT PRIDE

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I love that they’ve got a Sue Sylvester costume for kids this year

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

Look how pretty my girlfriend is I’m??????

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

A FOSSIL SPOTTED ON 192

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Wendy’s discontinued the 4 for $4 this is truly such a personal attack

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

@Lost_Girl_Jess_ don’t worry, they’re super gross✨

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

this is a McDonald’s donut hate tweet

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

@paradeofdreams Thanks for bringing this back. Thank you. So much.

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

@Brian_Sauve Dear Brian,

Gouge out your eyes.

-Someone who’s read Matthew 5:29

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

My most toxic trait is owning crocs ironically and then starting to love them unironically

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

I keep track of who likes/doesnt like when I post about my girlfriend so I can see who’s homophobic

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

Why are some of y’all so pressed over Minnie getting a new outfit?? Do YOU only own one set of clothes????

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

There’s a special section of hell reserved for people who watch videos or listen to music without headphones in an otherwise peaceful, quiet, common shared break space

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

To the person trying to order a peanut butter cup and thing of wrapping paper to cp housing, no tip means your order is gonna sit there my dude. Merry Christmas!

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

Alright.

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

No bc where is the second season of julie and the phantoms it’s not funny anymore

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

the rise of the brave tangled dragon folks spent YEARS thirsting over the wrong Jack Frost 😔😔😔

[jordan @JordanFromJakku]

The ride of the brave tangled dragons folks spent years thirsting over the wrong Jack Frost 😔😔😔