Jordan M. Gottschalk

Just trying to survive at this point…

[Jordan M. Gottschalk @JordanG11122]

Only I would listen to Part of Your World from the Little Mermaid to blow off steam 😂

[alex 🔜 anyc 2026 ⁉️ @galoostix]

y’all genuinely have to lock in this year no discourse no ironic homophobia no dumb shit we gotta uplift the community and especially trans people right now

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Kamala Yoncé 𐚁 @k4yonce_]

Coffee backwards is spelled eeffoc, which is funny because until I’ve had my coffee… I don’t give eeffoc

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

ain’t shit to celebrate this year

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

93 degrees at 9:26AM

[kaz Y/DSA @lqvekanthony]

THE TREVOR PROJECT CAN BE REACHED DIRECTLY AT 1-866-488-7386, EVEN WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE GONE. PLEASE SHARE TO POSSIBLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

[aimee 𝜗𝜚 2/13 @hanasatocafe]

I’M SCREAMING

[☔ @Whotfismick]

70 million dollars !!!???

[Swamp Princess🐊 @officialdoechii]

😭

[Gaurav Yadav @_Gauravyadav]

Claim it.

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

"Congratulations, you passed!"
"Congratulations, you're hired!"
"Congratulations, you're approved!"
"Congratulations, you're accepted!"
"Congratulations, you're promoted!"
All in December.
Claim it!!

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Finished my dr pepper before I finished eating https://t.co/CHphOhtdRo

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my guardian angel after their shift with me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Today 43 Republicans voted to keep insulin at $1200/mo instead of $35. Tomorrow every Republican will ask you to be outraged that gas is $5 instead of $3.

In the GOP world, $1200 for life saving insulin in fair play but $5 for gas is an outrage.

Vote them all out.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.