Jordan Griffin

I am DB Cooper

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

Killing off drunk alter egos is like killing horcruxes

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

damn, im the only nigga that thought about alcibiades today

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@ThGreatRepublic @chiky_handlr Barely 5 months later, more people airing their grievances were shot at BLM protests then people who whole-heartedly wanted to upend American democracy. In every way but spiritually, Jan 6th was a nothingburger, spiritually, it indicated how far we’d fallen from our golden age

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@AnalyticaCamil1 Stannis the Mannis deigns to disagree

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@AnalyticaCamil1 @PissedOffCamel Bonus Army Got Paid 🫩🫩🫩

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@AnalyticaCamil1 I’ll give you this one twin

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@elonmusk Can you loan me $10000

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@clashreport

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@goodreads Colin Powells autobiography. And FUCKKK no

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@LauraLoomer what’s it like growing up never being loved or cared for? asking for a friend.

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

I hate to be racist, but I fucking hate sparkling water

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

The Day I learned smoke detectors on trains and planes can’t detect vapes is the day I broke out of the matrix

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@prestonstew_ Shotguns are asking alot of the Russians. They can barely afford the AKs they give their conscripts

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@sir_queefington Yummy 😋

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@JannaPart2 @Riley_Gaines_

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@RedWave_Press @Riley_Gaines_

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@Riley_Gaines_ womp womp

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

Bobby Shmurda walked so Tay K could run ✊

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

If you don’t boot and rally at the Golden Corral. You’re not trying hard enough

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

Investing in Raytheon to donate the dividends to Feed the World

[Jordan Griffin @JordanG1776]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 don’t get me started on lobsters