JordanGWrites

he/him. the least respected member of several group chats • Author • Data Dork • @dirtyairdata

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

1: Seth Harp documents the culture and cases surrounding Fort Bragg and Special Forces teams that led to Bragg becoming a hub for drugs, violence, and criminality. There is no conclusion or org chart of criminals to be found, just a rats nest of threads to pull on and dive…

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

40 of 46 presidents have overseen the end of wars, including him (3).

10 of 40 have overseen more than 3 wars ended, which he has not done.

86% have ended a war.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I've ended eight wars, and soon to be a ninth. It could be ten. I don't think a president has ended one war."

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

lol yes the sun is completely non existent for months at a time. Jesus Christ people.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "Solar is irrelevant in the winter"

(this, dear reader, is false)

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

Brother, I’m just trying to see a movie. Been waiting for almost 40 minutes.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

@FenderMatt @Justplainbob1 @Kenny_Wallace @KyleLarsonRacin Exactly. It’s the very technical drivers that are most comfortable on that edge.

Didn’t mean to imply that it’s solely Larson.

I think it is what led Day to be involved in a lot of scrapes early in NASCAR too is he’s used to sending/throwing it, where pavement guys are not.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

@superrbloom Put a top hat and a monocle on that thing.

[Space Angler @spaceangler_]

The Kelce slop they sell in buckets like horse feed probably tastes so good if you took remedial math in HS.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

@Justplainbob1 @Kenny_Wallace @KyleLarsonRacin It also moves throughout the race here as dirt is thrown, so it really requires a lot of precision and like @FenderMatt said, balls of steel.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

@Justplainbob1 @Kenny_Wallace @KyleLarsonRacin In sprint cars, it’s often the fastest line and most grip, but that ridge of dirt can ruin your race if you hop it.

Similar to how Kyle runs tracks like Darlington and Texas super close to the wall, because that’s where he can add the most downforce and speed.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

Racing night in America calls for two screens.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

How have we not talked about this?

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

Oh no I’ve spoiled the Odyssey, and the Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter and Moby Dick, and Beowulf and a fucking thousand other books.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

Like the fucking thing that’s the framework for the majority of novels and storytelling.

Using one iota of your critical thinking skills could tell you how the Odyssey may end, even if you haven’t read it.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

I’m begging you people to read a fucking book.

[claire @CineClaire]

Tom Holland spoiling The Odyssey is career suicide with Nolan

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

This is gonna be so corny and awesome. I can’t wait.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

HELL YEAH WE MADE A MOVIE!!!!

NASCAR vs. Navy: The San Diego Mini Movie premieres June 5 on @PrimeVideo.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

“We added ice to make sure we maintain food safety temperatures”

Brother, you are using a washing machine that I am positive has not been cleaned.

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

Big news for the culture, we’ve scaled the Kool-Aid pineapple operation.

New equipment just landed and production costs are down $5 a jar.

Industrialization has finally reached the kool-aid pineapple sector.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

@superrbloom

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

In building some material to run a D&D Curse of Strahd campaign, I’ve been building a list of some great media lately.

The Cursed/ Eight For Silver (2022)
Castlevania (2017)
Van Helsing (2004
Sleep Hollow (1999)
Nosferatu (2024)

What else should I add?

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

If you see that pineapple and kool aid video and your first thought is to run out and buy it, you may be beyond help.

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@superrbloom Not great, Bob.