My favorite thing is when someone has a Facetime argument in a coffee shop.
Apparently Ella just doesn't understand because she wasn't there.
But I'll be honest, I kind of agree with Ella on this one.
Me: I feel lonely.
My brain: You should spend time alone trying to figure out why.
Me: Shouldn't I reach out to friends?
My brain: Nah, isolation is the best way to beat loneliness.
Me: I think that's wrong.
My brain: Have I ever lied to you?
Me: Yes, almost exclusively.