Jordan

Eastern Michigan University Alumni.
Programmer and gamer.

[TheWolverine.com @TheWolverineOn3]

Thank you, Dusty May

💙💙💙

[MLB @MLB]

Still riding the high of NiKo winning his first Major?

Baseball is here to keep the good vibes going ⚾️

[Nikola Kovač @NiKoCS_]

Never give up ❤️

[Jordan @JordanHSheldon]

@noah_2106 @Whatchwork

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@DewsNewz @fizzyoil

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@OfficialBleh @Whatchwork

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 This will be awesome!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Jordan @JordanHSheldon]

@anshuc @github @fizzyoil

[Jordan @JordanHSheldon]

@mindtr6cks @Whatchwork we try this

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Every Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in 3 hours:

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

2022 - Student
2023 - Developer
2024 - Prompt Engineer
2025 - Vibe Coder
2026 - AI Agent Babysitter
2027 - Farmer

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[CHANNEL TN @CHANNEL_TN_]

Diego Pavia waiting for the 8th round to start

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what just happened to your passwords

cpuid one of the most trusted sites in PC hardware.
hacked. April 10th, 2026. CPU-Z and HWMonitor. both compromised.

> fake CRYPTBASE.dll ships inside the installer
> connects to C2, downloads a C# file
> compiles it silently using YOUR own Windows tools
> injects into memory. never touches disk. AV sees nothing.
> opens Chrome's password vault. dumps everything.

the chain:
cpuid → HWMonitor installer → DLL hijack
→ supp0v3[.]com → silent .NET compile
→ in-memory injection → Chrome credentials stolen

same group. same C2 domain. hit FileZilla in March 2026.
they got lazy. that's the only reason we caught it.

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

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