MinkCrazy

Philosophy 2021 scorpio

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Growing up means packing your cigs and not flipping a lucky

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I’m leaving Twitter

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I love everything about this video:
-the raccoons behaving like lazy cats
-the dude patiently poking them while marvelling at their girth
-the total lack of urgency for everyone involved

[MinkCrazy @JordanHWall]

@bloodbuzzohioan I do tend to say things I would say!

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I love the Dead as much as the next person, possibly if not probably more so, but I will not forgive them for naming the song “Mississippi half-step uptown toodeloo” when the lyrics read “half-step Mississippi uptown toodeloo”

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Each man is a little war.

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Packing my things and getting my house ready so I can leave for days is one of the most specifically and intensely depressing things I have to do in this life

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Someone shoot their tv so I can feel the satisfaction of appropriately reacting to the gd carbon monoxide commercials that play those beeps about 50 times

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I hardly sleep when I’m alone and today it paid off. I’ve been comissioned by a deeply intoxicated man to find his cat which has been missing for over 24 hrs so if you see it HMU please

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Gryph and I have no issues, but everytime she’s gone my mood is just full on “baby come back, you can blame it all on me”

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@BenKissel they heard about your fast food talents, hmu if you need that number man

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$40 mil is a lot for a Thursday night, but y’all know a movie ticket costs about a million anymore. That’s just 4 people went to see Star Wars and it’s breaking records

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Stoplights are out here making the 5am Christmas vibes real

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Now I don’t know if I could ever go without watermelon sugar high, but I am increasingly aware of how I can go without a good night’s sleep

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Fear is the lock, and laughter the key, to your heart

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@donkeycoffee It should be okay

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@bloodbuzzohioan @NoahCampaign Word

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@donkeycoffee So basically, I’m donkey

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The only reason I’m in school is to find out how to answer my own questions, and the only major that allows this is essentially the major called “how to ask more questions than you actually knew existed”

[MinkCrazy @JordanHWall]

Exam week starts as I bump my forehead off the back of the seat in front of me as I reach for my pencil. God help us all