Jordan Haarmann

Luckiest Husband. Fantasy footballer. Lifetime member of #STLCardinalsNation and #NinerGang

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@49ersSportsTalk 143 total yards and 1 TD

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@DynastyDadFF So just about half the backups in the league are “sleepers”? So you can tell us next year inevitably that you told us to draft the one who gets to play because of an injury

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@Rob_Lowder Two weeks in a row they’ve put to rest the narrative that Shanahan can’t win from behind. Chiefs have been a first half dominant offense, with a second half defense that has given up very little all season. Going to have to start better in the big one on both sides of the ball!

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@Coach_Yac

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@Rob_Lowder Shanahan’s decision at the end of the half to be ultra conservative and settle for a long field goal when he doesn’t do that all year is why January/February Shanahan drives me crazy!!

I have all the faith in Brock to win us games like this at the end. May need 2 more GW drives!

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@49ersSportsTalk Built different in the Midwest!

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@areasports That’s a bad time to get T’d up. It’s still a ballgame with time. Can’t have your coach lose his cool like that

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@Eheinz56 Eagles done for. See ya in the NFC Championship

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@49ersSportsTalk 265 yards, 2 TDs, 1 int. Meanwhile CMC has 160 scrimmage yards and 2 TDs, locks up MVP after Lamar stumbles against the Dolphins

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@jarvy0486 https://t.co/u6FfdMwyLx

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@grantcohn Instead of tweeting, don’t.

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@jeezydontdoit43 In the last 3 days, it’s been Titans, Jets, Dallas (Fuck Philly), Bears, now Philly. You all over the place my dude! It’s Bang Bang Niner Gang and that’s it

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@TheRock @XFL2023 @XFLBattlehawks Get your candy ass to the Battledome!!!!

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@FanDuel Matt Forte’s rookie season helped get me my first title

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@STLRamsHistory The first XLF game and the “Fuck Stan Kroenke” chants

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@Random49ers 31-27 niners

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@ryanghensley The last play before halftime where he almost let the clock run out was a WTF moment. But in general he’s had really solid play for us.

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@LombardiHimself How to we defend Hurts? Feels like QBs who are capable of running like Hurts does has been a weakness of ours the past few seasons

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@KeyJayandMax Bang bang!