Jordan Hall

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

@CokeMakesMeThin it's the chicken of the sea

[Don Rickles @DonRickles]

Still so hot in LA dogs are getting off the
Greyhound bus sign looking for shade!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

For too long, the billionaire class has corrupted our political system. We must act decisively to make our economy fair again.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I don’t believe in the agenda of corporate America. What this campaign is showing is that millions of Americans agree. #Bernie2016

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our online campaign store is open! Visit http://t.co/3zYiIYWs87 for #MakeAmericaGreatAgain merchandise including my signature hat!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If we truly believe in a vibrant democracy, then we must have the highest voter turnout in the world.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

At a time when more than 10 percent of workers are either unemployed or underemployed, we should be doing everything we can to create jobs.

[Andrew Romano @AndrewRomano]

Obama's biggest rally as of 9/2007: 24,000. Bernie Sanders' biggest rally so far this year: 28,000. WHAT'S GOING ON? https://t.co/nh3UceXgEu

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

@CokeMakesMeThin it's the drink of a new generation.

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

@CokeMakesMeThin portland? We should hang!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I now regret naming my son “Atticus” and my daughter “Bill Cosby.”

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

@CUComedy can you guys get @normmacdonald ?

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

Goldilocks and the Chicago Bears.

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

@BeccaWolfley neat list.

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

Who keeps putting all these cats in bags in the first place?

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

Where does the time go? Oh, I know. I've seen it walking down the street.

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

Corn is a fine vegetable, but I think Zucchini is a better band name.

[Jordan Hall @JordanHall1134]

@yungregret cuz I'm a cowboy baybay.

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

Happy Birthday, Larry David!