Haughn Solo

Solitaire Extraordinaire. Sims 3 addict. Cosplayer. Occasionally Photogenic.

[Intel® Extreme Masters @IEM]

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[🌈 Kei Aleksandr 🐍 @BrokeBishie]

Step tracker on phone: You've reached your daily goal. Great work!!
Me, currently walking to pick up some KFC: 👀💦💦💦💦💦💦

[Haughn Solo @JordanHaughn]

@buffurh I look forward to you joining the club then! :P

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.

[Mr. Thank You @c0mmunicants]

I saw a bumper sticker that said “Make tea, not war”, and what a wild ride they are in for when they learn literally any fact about tea.

[buffurh @buffurh]

Continuing my development in 2D #OpenGL. Animation support, parallax backgrounds, collision resolution and jumping Gingerman. #gamedev

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

I'm crying

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

When threatened the Pope can spit holy venom up to 25 ft.

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

Looks like we made it: 2,000 sols on Mars, you guys!

I’m looking back on 2,000 Martian days of exploration, and literally looking forward to climbing higher in those to come. The area ahead contains clays I’m eager to investigate: https://t.co/Uk8dCF0tYV

[Losing it @prophethusband]

20-something in 1958: why it sure is swell that even tho i never finished high school my job at the factory allows me to own my own home and financially support my wife and our three children

20-something in 2018: my boss is an app and i owe it money

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

It's a very fine line between "panel van" and "rolling prison with drapes and cup holders".

[Haughn Solo @JordanHaughn]

@hankgreen Scorpio, this month is a great time to get the latest Flash player, but watch out for people who are sharing connections ideas.

[buffurh @buffurh]

Collision detection! #gamedev

[Haughn Solo @JordanHaughn]

Sorry, but I'll never get over how much I love this shoot ♥️💦 Thank you @alteregohalifax &… https://t.co/XCgHjpXbgp

[Haughn Solo @JordanHaughn]

@beckyverrent @girlposts I relate to this possum more than I'm comfortable admitting.

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

A homeless bricklayer has died.
He couldn't get a job because he didn't have a home.
He couldn't get a home because he didn't have a job.
Last night, he died in a tent - freezing to death. RIP Ben.
https://t.co/2SIa6VGWDf