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[Jordan @JordanHelmken]

@therealbuni Amazon delivers consequences with 5 second shipping apparently.

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@suresh_elonbro @SawyerMerritt @Starlink And where is the "competition" in the space based telecommunications network? Ohhhhh, that's right... There are no other providers.. weird.

[Jordan @JordanHelmken]

@SawyerMerritt @Starlink Bros about to find out

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@freshguy789857 How the fly felt doing this shit

[Jordan @JordanHelmken]

@freshguy789857 The fly probably: "must have been the wind"

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@The_Real_Bill_ @onat_v It's not "new". This form factor was done by Samsung, Google and Microsoft years before Apple did it

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@Teslarati Must have been the wind.

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@mattvanswol

[Jordan @JordanHelmken]

Terraforming a planet and maintaining "homeostasis" of our planets atmosphere are two separate challenges with wildly different variables to consider. Lumping them together as if they are the same thing is misleading. Also there is that which is out of our control ie astroids, plagues, and even mutually assured destruction. All of which are a null set when you have two self sustaining worlds with humans in them

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@MarioNawfal Everyone mark your calendars, history was made today. AOC FINALLY said something that wasn't a derainged take and was actually reasonable.

[Jordan @JordanHelmken]

The people trust Elon. Elon is the definition of "actions speak louder than words", he does not concern himself with *looking* good. Instead he takes action against evil in this world even at great cost to himself and his companies. Anyone who follows what Elon does will tell you that he makes difficult moves that are seemingly negative for his companies but are nonetheless good for humanity.

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@ItsDone2000 This must be some cool new feature every one is suddenly using that my android phone (73% global marketshare) is to based for ig. That or IOS (remaining 27% marketshare) just gets all the cool features while leaving everyone else behind the perverbial glass wall to look on.

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@elonmusk somehow pocket posted this comment (phone was on in my pocket) but somehow the ghost in my pants cooked and I actually have likes on it?!?!?

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@elonmusk Y
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@SpaceX BAD STARSHIP. DONT TEASE ME LIKE THAT. LIGHTING YOUR ENGINES JUST TO GET SCRUBBED?!?!?

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@cb_doge I can't wait for a MrBeat video titled "I survived 30 days on mars"

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@nikitabier Who would have guessed IOS gets it first.

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Im starting a non profit company that aims to help other non profit companies convert to a for profit company.

Please consider giving us free startup capital... i mean "donating". We SUPER promise not to convert to a for profit company in the future 😉

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@nikitabier Who would have guessed android would be last to the party... again. It's not like android is 73 percent of the phone market or anything lol.. oh wait...

[Jordan @JordanHelmken]

In light of the new translation feature on X, I think we should name this moment we are all experiencing. Perhaps call it "the collaps of the second wall"