Jordan Hines

23, gay, approved driving instructor: I love cars. And cake. And men.
If you like talking about those, we'll probably get on great!

[Jordan Hines @JordanHines33]

@markkingsthumb @Timoldland Depends on the student. I teach in a Skoda Kamiq, so not quite a Sportage, but a lot of my students actually see the value in learning in a bigger car. It makes them more specially aware and will mean they're more equipped for driving a bigger car later on.

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@Carsofglasgow1 It could also be a Subaru Justy as they were a badge engineering exercise.

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This may be the first time I'e bought anything from Holland and Barrett. Am I old now?

I think I might be old.

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@MK2PoloBreadvan Needs a City of Wolverhampton taxi plate to really finish it off

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@JackDunc1 Would be an Audi

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@JackDunc1 Agreed! There are certain compatibility questions that are better answered sooner rather than later.

The online dating world is a wild place

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@RescueDogJenson Not my finest moment. Will probably find it quite funny in the morning

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New career low today. Practicing bay parking at the leisure centre which is open till 10 on weekdays. It closes at 6:30 on Saturdays and we didn't realise.

Gate got locked, my dad had to rescue us and I am now without my car till tomorrow morning.

Oops.

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@MK2PuntoDynamic Really heavy landing

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@JackDunc1 I've lost 20kg in the past year and it amazes me how much more comfortable and easy a lot of public spaces feel. They really aren't designed with different body types in mind.

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@robyn_reliant My brain immediately started singing "These boots were made for walking" with no hesitation

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@MK2PoloBreadvan Thought that was an MX-5 in the first picture

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New car is here and all set-up for lessons!! Fingers crossed for a more reliable two years with Sami the Skoda!

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@MK2PuntoDynamic So glad you added "Gluten Free" cause my dumbass read it as "girlfriend sandwich" and I had so many questions

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My personal highlight from my Belgium trip

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@Carsofglasgow1 That's definitely a Ford gearstick

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@JohnFrobisher2 Yep, rear end and underneath is all good. No rust at it's previous MOT and the garage had a look when it was serviced in December and was clean then as well

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@DannyMac172 @judith_sheen I almost certainly will! But need to make space for whatever comes next

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After a lot of deliberation, I've decided to put Maxwell the Mazda up for sale!! He's in excellent condition and was serviced 3000 miles ago, also getting 4 brand new tyres at that time.

He's up for £4250 but I'm open to offers. Retweets would be much appreciated!

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@RescueDogJenson Ohh, very nice. Hope they're enjoying! Mine is due for delivery next month and I can't wait!

Can't say I'd even noticed the name change tbf, but it does make a lot of sense! Dog content is always good

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So, my normal 208 has been off the road for 2.5 months now. I've been using a 208 courtesy car in that time and you'll never guess what happened today?

Yep! It broke down! Can't wait to get my new car next month