Jordan Hoffman

[Jordan Hoffman @JordanHoffman9]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today! https://t.co/2UNxlzst79

[mike casca @cascamike]

“people’s lives are not commodities”

[Washburn Football @IchabodFTBL]

TOUCHDOWN KYLE HINTON! YES … An OFFENSIVE LINEMAN TD RECEPTION! An 8-yard TD reception from Mitch Schurig … WU leading 56-21 with 12:33 to play in the game #GoBods

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

When girls drink 2 vodka sprites and say they're getting bloated it really makes wonder how bloated I look at 2am when I'm 16 Miller Lites deep

[Danielle @daniwaal]

WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY BALLS OF FAT ON MY CHEST IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Big Rell @TRell785]

people will do you dirty asf & act like you did something to them

[Washburn Athletics @wusports]

.@WU_TrackFieldXC McKenzie Blevins takes 5th at UCM in long jump with mark of Jordan Hoffman – 5th – 13.49/44-03.25 #GoBods

[Beer Pressure @beerpressureco]

COLLEGE IS STARTING AGAIN SOON SO WE ARE ASKING ALL DRIVERS TO PLEASE PLEASE WATCH FOR US STUDENT PEDESTRIANS AND HIT US AT FULL SPEED THANKS

[relatable @byreIatable]

"you can't study all the course material for your final in one night"

not until i shift into

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[Chase VanSteenburg @Chase_Allen_]

Rt if you’re from a different Kansas https://t.co/6lF5Ah9rbs

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I got 99 problems and beer solves about 86 of 'em.

[Beer Pressure @beerpressureco]

College is forcing yourself to eat food before it goes bad because you spent $4.99 on blueberries when you were into health for a hot sec