Jordan Horath

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason that they have to put cookin' instructions on PopTarts. Merica.

[Funny Tweets™ @justlmaotho]

Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Brace yourself. Summer is comin' and every white girl will suddenly love country music. Merica.

[SCOTT WARNER @ScottWarner18]

Sleep? What's that?

[IGV @IGVPresents]

"It was at this moment..." OMG https://t.co/bRzHzpP1qh