Rev. Jordan Humler

Married to Tori Humler. Associate Pastor at First Baptist Boone. M. Th University of Edinburgh. M. Div George W. Truett Seminary. B.S. University of Tennessee

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Team USA is having the most dramatic run of bronze medals possible. The last second rugby score. Pommel Horse Guy. Suni Lee crushing her floor routine. This. Our squads are fighting like hell to get on the podium

[Baylor Football @BUFootball]

WE PAY PLAYERS

#SicEm

[Del @TheCartelDel]

If you didn't know the Olympic BEEF here: former gymnast US Silver Medallist Mykayla Skinner called the new US gymnastics team talentless and lazy. In response, they won Gold, Simone quoted her in the victory photo, and Mykayla blocked the whole team 💕

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

AIR HORSE ONE 😍

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

state of texas persecuting christians for exercising their religious beliefs

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

People who aren't nerds don't understand how long we've been waiting for an electrical engineer from Pennsylvania POMMEL THE HELL OUT OF A HORSE.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

I was pounding the desk on Gold Zone when Team USA was winning a medal.
I’m designated “likely” to return.

@peacock @NBCOlympics

[em @canxawfc]

sorry but this is absolutely hilarious

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Australia seems fine most of the time and then the swimming portion of the Olympics comes around and you realize we must destroy them and their marsupials

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

And supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

In fairness, there’s no better way to show the world French culture at the Olympics Opening Ceremony than the dancers being on strike.

[John Hollinger @johnhollinger]

feels like an overpay

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

“Hey, let’s switch our taping day to Saturday, no big news ever happens on a Sunday afternoon.” — some idiots.

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[FC Dallasić @FCDallas]

Undefeated on Glizzy Nights.

[Rev. Jordan Humler @JordanHumler]

It might mean more in boone. Also wish I had seen this sooner and taken a work break to go watch!

[Zack Kellogg @kellogg_zack]

The best way to play CFB 25✊🫣

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers.
My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

If people spent more time tailgating and following college football recruiting and less time on doom and gloom politics the world would be a better place