Jordan Barber ✊🏼

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

⁦@katieeeeebell⁩ comin in w the same energy as last year.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

If i ever see the person who made a work week 5 days I’m swingin on site.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Why @olivegarden commercial just turn me on so easy tho.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Why do i feel it’s okay to read other peoples phone conversations when they sit next to me?? Complete stranger but he likes when tia surprises him at work.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Y’all like the left or the right Twix?

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

The fact that I got 10 nuggets in a 8 piece meal at Chick-fil-A is the reason it’s called the lords chicken. #blessup

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Me after that stimmy hit this morning. 😎

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

@_aamaandda What kinda day are you having?

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

I was today years old when i found this out.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

@katieeeeebell send me some pictures so i can show Santa what i want for Christmas this year.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

What hurts worse during a tattoo

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Why has nobody told me how expensive parking meters are downtown??? $.25 for 7 minutes? Y’all got me chopped.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I’m a simple man

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

S/O to @apple for allowing me to not only wash my airpods but dry them too and they still work✊🏼

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Ok. So who’s gonna tell me to stop. I clearly have a problem.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

I just finished The New Girl on Netflix. So my question is, do i start it all over immediately or give it a couple days.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Jess and Nick, Schmidt and CeCe, Winston and Ally. If you see my eyes watering mind ya business, it’s allergies.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

Who else got emotional when Schmidt and CeCe got married? Or was it just me.

[Jordan Barber ✊🏼 @JordanJBarber]

I’m low key mad they changed the intro to New Girl on Netflix halfway through the seasons. The original so catchy.