Jordan J

Gone Fishing.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Fuck sex can I just lay on you & tell you how I dont trust anybody including you

[Kiana @PowerfulTsunade]

I can’t stand muggles

[irlanda ♡ @irlandaaas_]

kinda tired of trinity fighting aniyas battles. so i don’t really care if sincere jumps in lol.

[Jordan J @JordanJMosley]

Any parking tickets I receive im writing off as donations on my taxes

[Jordan J @JordanJMosley]

I had coworkers complain about how people shouldn't take unpaid PTO because they don't have the time. Wtf. As if two weeks off for the entire year is enough time.

[raixdaily🦋 @raixdaily]

Some of you take these jobs way too seriously 😭. Why are you snitching on coworkers, skipping breaks, coming in on your days off, and refusing to use your PTO or call out? Especially for jobs with little to no room for growth.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I just saw a quote that said, “You worry too much for someone who figures it out every time” and I feel like I’m not the only one who needs to hear that.

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

Young lady had $10K to put down on a clean, reliable whip and here goes Negro Twitter…

[Young Prince 👑🎤 @YoungPrince_]

I never want to see snow again in my life

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

4pm hotel check in and 11am check out is one of the biggest scams in our society ..

[mood @meishato]

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

[Jordan J @JordanJMosley]

@dussyme 3452839

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I answered the phone “wassup wit it ” why this ngga hung up & text me talm bout some “call me when you ready to be a lady”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Prior to NFL legend Tim Tebow becoming a father, I had never really thought of fathers as humans.

Thank you for humanizing fatherhood, NFL legend Tim Tebow.

[Jordan J @JordanJMosley]

My patience is so thin lately.

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

How about we start with rapists and pedos first?

[Ugbede @ugbede_ugbede]

This weather is the best when you just woke up on a Saturday morning with no plans for the day.