JordanJacobs♥♡

God first♥†.Pizza lover.MUFC.Fifa.Shower singer.Lover of music.Food∞♥.Smile:). Awkward∞.Youtube. WeHeartIt♡.MovieAddict.I'll occasionally try to make you laugh.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

have u ever finished a series but still felt attached to the story and its characters

[JordanJacobs♥♡ @JordanJacobs94]

My procrastanation game strong😎.

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Where have you been all my life #foodgasm

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You deserve a cup of go-fuck-yourself :)

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

when couples are all over each other

[JordanJacobs♥♡ @JordanJacobs94]

This could be us... But I'm lazy and you don't exist.

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So I just started using instagram and I'd really appreciate a follow. Username: jordanjacobs49

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A list of fucks I have to give.

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Replaying a song you love, until it starts to annoy the crap out of you.

[JordanJacobs♥♡ @JordanJacobs94]

I don't like pizza... I love it.

[JordanJacobs♥♡ @JordanJacobs94]

People taking selfies with their moms on Mother's Day, but don't want to be seen in public with them on any other day.

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Coming home and seeing that somebody ate the food you been thinking about all day

[JordanJacobs♥♡ @JordanJacobs94]

Some people take life way too seriously. I mean... A smile never hurt anyone.

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Fact: Chocolate makes you feel better.

[JordanJacobs♥♡ @JordanJacobs94]

Winter's coming and everyone's like,"Cuddle Weather!" and I'm just like,"No.. More like time to stock up on blankets and try not to die."

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Those teachers who keep you after the bell, like you don't have anything else to do. Like, can you not.