Jordan Jean Van Essen

Finally got myself Twitter, now dazzle me!
IG: _new.and.improved_ 😘 YEG!

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@Zak_Bagans @hauntedmuseum Define "sleep with" 😏

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@MissTreenutz She definitely deserved it

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

Stupid woman. BEAUTIFUL animal!!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A woman was trying to take a selfie with a jaguar when it attacked her, authorities say https://t.co/iOrxJQ5ztI

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

Really wish I could figure out wtf is going on with me mentally. It came out of nowhere and is getting worse 😱

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i been doing adult shit for like 30 mins out of today and honestly.... i understand why parents be mad about stupid shit they be adults all day, then come home and they dumb ass kid aint take the chicken out the freezer, i’d lose my mind

[Brooke Windsor @brookeawindsor]

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@shockproofbeats Dude, I'm pretty sure that wasn't ketamine...sounds like a crazy trip though 😆

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

By the time I reach work (twenty mins later) I am sweating like microwaved bread, eyes on hinges, convinced my fingernails owe me money. I have an overwelming urge to yawn, just to get the memories out WHEN in comes Dympna with the rota for the evening.

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@ParryNormals Awe that's so fricken cute!!!

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@Zak_Bagans https://t.co/jB0rjaTqFP would be an amazing place to investigate. And I haven't heard of you guys coming to Canada much. Tons of cool places here....maybe a stop in Edmonton too? 😉

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@ParryNormals Definitely interested!!! Sounds awesome

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@GACpossessions @hauntedmuseum @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin @DakotaLaden @jaywasley This is definitely going to be showing up in my nightmares 😲

[Edmonton Police @edmontonpolice]

Know what's bone-chilling besides the frigid temps in YEG? The huge # of collisions in our city. EPS is cautioning motorists to please change up normal driving behaviours and drive for the extreme winter road conditions out there. 518 collisions reported since Fri. Slow down #yeg

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

This has gone way beyond typical Canadian weather. At least for central Alberta! I'm not built for this shit! #ExtremeCold #ColdCanada #FreezingAlbertaGirl

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

Have you tried ShoeDazzle yet? Use my personal link to get a special welcome offer! https://t.co/g9yKN0VSTh

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@iafan4life @OnlyMe1959 @ABC Yes. Every year #Canadian

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

@ddlovato Way too often #momof3

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Once-prominent "conversion therapist" will now "pursue life as a gay man." https://t.co/Xzsdn3wEjM

[Jordan Jean Van Essen @JordanJean89]

Hell Yea!!!!

[Tech N9ne @TechN9ne]

🚨CANADA TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Here we go!! I'm bringing @Krizzkaliko with me on the "Live In Canada" tour kicking off March 5th!!

VIP packages are available NOW at https://t.co/To5RQeXdIL! LETS GO!