Jordan Jeworski

[A24 @A24]

Tiny shell. Big screen.

Watch the new trailer for #MarcelTheShell With Shoes On, a heart-mending epic directed by @dfleischercamp and starring @jennyslate and Isabella Rossellini. In theaters June 24 🐚

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart...

9 year old me:

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I love how at the airport nothing is real

[dr. dolittle. @livefromthefive]

Panic! At the Groomers

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

a man could never handle the pain of a acrylic getting torn off.

[Jessica Cisneros @JCisnerosTX]

I forgot how expensive outside is. wow

[Rob @thegallowboob]

so baby swordfish are born with a TINY sword, have a good day

[SCVNO @Scvno_]

my bank account: $1400

me at a music festival: “yeah can i get 5 water bottles ?

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna:

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

This can't be the same body that went to 3 day music festivals

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

GameStop united the country at a time when nothing else could.

[LaMorra @MorraPerriadora]

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!