Jordan

If a fridge is taller than you then become wider than the fridge

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou I know a guy who knows a guy so I should be able to go

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou These are hard times for the truth believers, but yeah bloodsuckers? Yooo that looks cool asl, they be creating new animals for the museums huh

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou Omg I thought you were trolling but that’s actually the name and worst part is I’ve been there

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

i got hatsune miku in 30 pulls call me a soundboard the way i play

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

The biggest jumpscare was seeing the steam machine prices

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

EVERYONE WILL be switched up on the millisecond I get my bread

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou you guys just trading the common flu just after you're no longer immune

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou youre right

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou I was taking a gander at the thread and really most of these tweets are you vs your controller

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou @gwithdep_

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou see this is why i dont cook

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou Girl most of your gameplay was you in the main menu trying to figure out how to load the game

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

@gctou Your controller has gone through enough let it rest

[Jordan @JordanK1011]

My miis just sang me happy birthday.. thank you sunless and leon kennedy