Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas

alive but barely || not changing my Twitter name

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Show of hands, who loves Buck???

[Jessie Roberts @JessCLeigh]

I read post earlier that said “No one ever said that #BLM MORE than other lives. Saying “all lives matter” is a form of gaslighting. It’s a way of making black + people of color question their reality to keep your “power” or status quo.” & I think it’s so important

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

@WinnieMHandmade

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

I’m realizing now I forgot to say “textbook chapter” but I’m sure I get lots of stuff wrong all the time so nobody is surprised.

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

I am so happy to see my friends grow🥺
Congratulations @chloesavannah__ on your NEW TEACHING JOB!!!
And as always congratulations to @joslynecavitt for getting the opportunity to be a CO-AUTHOR ON A TEXTBOOK!!!

I have really cool friends 🥰

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

@BiancaaCalderon My dad has this timeline his daughters have to follow if we want him to pay for our weddings... graduate college > wedding > move in together > babies.... 2/3 daughters have failed.... up to my little sis to spend all his money now😂😂

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Someone come clean my strawberries, I’m afraid if I see how dirty they are I still won’t eat them

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

@chloesavannah__ Are those strawberry dog houses on the bottom...?

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Okay I restyled my shelves and I’m kinda feelin’ it

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Waffle House selling their waffle mix is the best thing to come out of Covid-19

[Joslyn Cavitt @joslynecavitt]

officially graduated so I was able to finally change my bio!!!!

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Ladies, don’t ask for a bob the builder ass husband. Become a bob the builder ass wife.

[Catalinatrez @Catalinatrez]

I want a bob the builder ass husband so bad

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Some things are just meant to be!😜I’m SOOO excited to have @mindykaling and @djgoor writing Legally Blonde 3! 💖💫This is #ElleWoodsApproved!💯

[Becky ¹²⁷ @xBreeTanner]

THEY ARE COMING BACK IN JULY!!!

#TheUmbrellaAcademy

[stevie @steviebiebs]

It's 2016. You're at a frat house. Your converse stick to the beer soaked floors with every step. It smells like sweat and you're sipping on a vodka and flat sprite. There's a boy screaming about tomorrow's darty into your ear. Broccoli is playing in the background. Life is good.

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Ok I’m back, the world still sucks tho

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Okay I cannot mute enough words to get this virus off my Twitter. I’ll just google cute animal videos and delete Twitter.

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Okay I cannot mute enough words to get this virus off my Twitter. I’ll just google cute animal videos and delete Twitter.

[Jo-ho-ho Merry Xmas @JordanKenniJK]

Muting all words related to Coronavirus so I can live a happy life

[J Hooch @JardinTaylor]

Coronavirus is everywhere. BOOK THAT FLIGHT. Take that trip. You probably won’t die from it, but even if you do... You wanna die with the Eiffel Tower in the background, or you wanna die with I-20 in the background? You decide.