Jordan Klemons

Recent cancer ass kicker, New York jazz guitarist, unapologetic composer, and avid educator. Adjunct instructor at NYU.

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@newellsan @jlemonsk @tianna1425 Yes sir yes sir

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@andrewrush @DonaldJTrumpJr @Sarris_Candies @PittsburghPG Anyone good enough at photoshop to edit this to Jr standing over this bunny’s lifeless carcass holding its tail up as his hunting trophy?

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@tianna1425 Interesting. I could swear I remember him blaming the violence at his rallies entirely on Bern, Hill, and dems... not all sides.

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@lpackard @TewksburyKaren @Gummshrimp @realDonaldTrump W inflation that would likely be $80-100k today... if an ins co would take you. These people are clueless.

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@lpackard @TewksburyKaren @Gummshrimp @realDonaldTrump My frnd was forced to pay out pocket for brain cancer b4 aca. Then $60k a year to maintain ins afterword. 20 yrs ago. Single in early 30s

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@lpackard @TewksburyKaren @Gummshrimp @realDonaldTrump w/ you all. We forget how bad priv markt was to the sick before aca....

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@dcjonesmusic @TSA Flying while looking Semitic ain't much better brah 👊🏻

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@realDonaldTrump Can some1 photoshp Obama slammin bank created econ crisis, Lincoln slammin slavery, and Washington slammin Brit Emp? Presidential priorities

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Whatever, jazz singers have been scattin covfefe for years. I think Trump was just jammin out to some Ella. Swee bop, cov fefe, zu waaaaah

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LOCK COVFEFE UP! LOCK COVFEFE UP!!! https://t.co/rdnoH0YFd1

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Made America Great Again... Australia is still better. #Trump2020 #AustraliaCare

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Thats what I thought. Guy on facebook said you only passed ACA to take away our freedom but I was pretty sure you had an ulterior motive 👍🏻 https://t.co/UDZkP6HM0U

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Well said, Jimmy. That's exactly why we fought so hard for the ACA, and why we need to protect it for kids like Billy. And congratulations! https://t.co/77F8rZrD3P

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Anything less classy than takin shots @ Native Americans & their feelings abt armed Americans?

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When two ants move in together, they're called cohereants

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Thanks @newellsan ! I hear it makes a great coaster for your digital drinks 😜

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My new album, This City, is now available to stream on Spotify. Check it out! ♫ https://t.co/SiZrk1MYwE

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No other President, in the history of our country, has allowed the Dow to drop down below 21,000 points. Thanks Trump.

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watching Rachel Maddow streamed on periscope. what a world.

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This tweet makes me so pissed that I'm still sick. https://t.co/WhtZshHuaj

[Jazz Standard @JazzStandardNYC]

#Tonight is your last chance to catch the Billy Hart Quartet w/ @ethan_iverson Mark Turner & Ben Street. Tix + Info: https://t.co/MiXh4QxQ94

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@BenjaminKweskin @realjlive @YouTube nice! Thx! I got a bus from NY living in Ethiopia now. Gonna make sure he knows too