Nothing is funnier than yelling “OHHHHH!!!” when my husband walks into a different room during the @usopengolf. I haven’t seen him sprint like that (or be more mad) in a few years.
Happy Father’s Day @koken924!
3 years ago today: Genius here was supposed to pack his special “girl dad” shirt that I bought him specifically for bringing home our newborn baby girl. But he did not prepare his hospital bag and instead he accidentally packed his shirt that said “O STATE BALLAZ” 🤦🏽♀️
@koken924
Tonight @koken924 and I were watching Below Deck (he loves it) and we were talking about calling distances then he goes “Well half a meter is 6 inches”
I. CAN. NOT.
Someone send help. @koken924 just nonchalantly said to me:
“I was just looking online to get some Pit Vipers to go with the mullet for the 4th of July”
Me: “Do you want to learn to drive in Mommy’s car or Daddy’s truck?”
Bella 5 y/o: “Mommy’s car because it smells good. Daddy’s truck smells bad because he toots in it!”
@koken924 #BOOMROASTED