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Jordan K.
@JordanKoken
Just here to roast my husband ✌🏼
Joined December 2019
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If you see @koken924 or @JBMorstein sporting a vest this fall, make sure to compliment them. They have been waiting all year for this season.
Nothing is funnier than yelling “OHHHHH!!!” when my husband walks into a different room during the @usopengolf. I haven’t seen him sprint like that (or be more mad) in a few years.
Happy Father’s Day @koken924!
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Ryan Bucher
@rb224e
Husband, and Father first. Sr. Project Manger at Nations Group
Koken
@SamKoken
Father & Husband First #GirlDad x2 • Follower ✝️ • Senior Associate AD - Facilities & Event Ops @BeaverAthletics #GoBeavs • Wazzu Alum • Views Are My Own
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@keithewarner
Senior Designer with GMR Marketing
@jessroswell @koken924 He had to pack like 5 things total for himself. That’s it. Of course the one thing I ask him to pack doesn’t quite make it 😑
3 years ago today: Genius here was supposed to pack his special “girl dad” shirt that I bought him specifically for bringing home our newborn baby girl. But he did not prepare his hospital bag and instead he accidentally packed his shirt that said “O STATE BALLAZ” 🤦🏽♀️
@koken924
Tell me you sent your husband to the grocery store by himself without telling me you sent your husband to the grocery store by himself…
@koken924
@koken924 have you figured out how long half a meter is yet?
Tonight @koken924 and I were watching Below Deck (he loves it) and we were talking about calling distances then he goes “Well half a meter is 6 inches”
I. CAN. NOT.
U MAD BRO?
Guess who wears the fantasy football pants in this house.
Hint - Not @koken924
We’re in NOLA so I put my hair up…
Me: “Does my hair look weird?”
@koken924: “Well you like the Predator.”
@koken924 I’m not here to point out the obvious but don’t you think his faux hawk is a little too ambitious…
Someone send help. @koken924 just nonchalantly said to me:
“I was just looking online to get some Pit Vipers to go with the mullet for the 4th of July”
Me: “Do you want to learn to drive in Mommy’s car or Daddy’s truck?”
Bella 5 y/o: “Mommy’s car because it smells good. Daddy’s truck smells bad because he toots in it!”
@koken924 #BOOMROASTED
@koken924 I’m just sayin.. the single Club exiting escalator gets crazy.
@koken924: “Evie has been pulling my hair all day.”
Bella (5 y/o): “Daddy you don’t even have hair!”
#BOOMroasted
@koken924 @StanleyBrand #hater
@PresleyMay1309 He knew before there was a song about it.
Follow @koken924 for more inside secrets and life advice. He’s been in the know since 2010.
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