j-neem

i push buttons for a living

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

alexa, play so high school by taylor swift 😌

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

Sometimes you just really need to be humbled on a Sunday morning 💀

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

don’t worry everyone I finally did the adult thing of getting a 401 K

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

being bored is dangerous territory for me

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

I am chalant about every single thing that ever happens to me I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

Sometimes I say things and then think to myself “wow jordan you literally sound psychotic. you really need to be institutionalized. straight to the looney bin.”

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

pull the trigger on the gun I gave you when we met

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

old habits die screaming 😬

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

the feminine urge to post every song I resonate with on my instagram stories

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

I may be a notorious drunk dialer/texter but you will never catch me dialing someone who has hurt me or wronged me & for that I’m grateful 😂

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

if you’re not ready for a secure, confident, ambitious, loving, intelligent, fun and passionate woman then just SAY that 🙄 lowkey embarrassing for u tho

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

now you hang from my lips like the gardens of Babylon

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

If you’re not standing in your kitchen at 12 am eating claussens….. wyd

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

ke$ha summer loading…

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

ahhhh more lore to add to the story. just what I needed 🙄

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

when taylor swift said “I’m an Aston Martin that you steered straight into a ditch then ran and hid” I really felt that

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

taylor, honey, you didn’t have to make your album so personal to me I was managing just fine without it

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

I’m JUST saying that I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the year I started watching purdue basketball is the year they go to the championship (you’re welcome)

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

whenever I start to get anxiety about whether or not I should do something, I just remind myself that life is fake and time is limited so why the fuck not lol

[j-neem @JordanKristine4]

you can’t keep getting fucked over if you simply do not care !!