Jordan 🤡🌍

Too many people take too many things too seriously. Learn to relax, analyse and criticise if necessary.

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Christ is King ✝️

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Christ is King 👑

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

even the slightest modicum of respect for the show and its history. If you're unable or unwilling to sit and enjoy the original 7-part story then I would recommend the very camp and silly Peter Cushing movie over this monstrosity.

#DoctorWho

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

At first glance, the newly released colourisation of 'The Daleks' for Doctor Who's 60th anniversary seems like an act of appreciation, a love letter if you will, to Classic Who. Upon viewing this new version, it saddens me somewhat to dispel this notion. (1/4)

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

cartoonish and instrumental scenes that wouldn't look out of place in Scooby Doo. The charm and intrigue of the original story has been lost and the actual colourisation is paltry at best. This god awful cannibalisation of 'The Daleks' is not worth watching if you have... (3/4)

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

They shall grow not old,
as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning
We will remember them.

🌹

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Charles Rex 👑🇬🇧

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Though he's able to count his remaining shifts on one hand, tonight we drink to celebrate a colleague and friend for just shy of 45 years service on the thin silver line 🇬🇧🔩🗝️

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

the candle at both ends and were met with an unfortunate demise. Above all, those pioneers who dared to push boundaries and transform the industry into what it is today. #Babylon may be an acquired taste, but any true fan of cinema will appreciate its unparalleled brilliance.

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Been to watch #Babylon tonight, a truly magnificent artistic endeavour and a beautiful, bittersweet homage to the cradle of the film industry in its days of infancy. To chronicle the lives of those early stars, some who failed to transition to talkies and others who burned 1/2

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

"The opalescence that shimmers on the surface of a tear that wells up in a shepherd's eye as he marvels at the beauty of yet another Patagonian sunrise. Have you considered that?!"

IYKYK

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Watching a Premier League game in a near-empty pub with just a couple of old drunks is an entirely different, but not enjoyable, vibe 🙌🏻

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

I remember thinking that The Witcher 3 looked spectacular when I first played it back in 2015. Now, nearly 8 years later, I'm playing it through on the next generation of consoles and still blown away by how beautiful it looks.

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

"My existence is exhausting."
- Sandra, the closing hours of 2022

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Messi. 🐐

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Ironing my work uniform to a nice, peaceful bit of TOOL as one does.

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

I've only just got chance to watch the #GSL S3 final. As happy as I am to see Maru (the absolute 🐐) claim the G5L trophy...my heart was absolutely broken to watch the end of #Tastosis casting #GSL.

I will always love casting archon that is @Artosis and @CallMeTasteless 💙

[Jordan 🤡🌍 @JordanLEyre]

Whenever I think I feel fat, I intentionally park my car really close to the line in a busy carpark and then I'm provided with instant validation when I can successfully squeeze out of my car without scratching the door of the car next to me. #LifeHacks

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Me the whole of that fucking episode