Jordan Newman

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[Richard Lloyd @Richlloyd1984]

They way some act on here you would never believe we had actually won both of the games we’ve played this season 😂😂. It’s depressing enough being blue without not enjoying the wins

[Missing Andrew Gosden @andrew_gosden]

Have you seen missing Reinah (12) last seen in #Erith (#Bexley) (#London) on June 30, 2026? (may be wearing a caramel-coloured wig) (Call Metropolitan police on 101 quoting 366/01JUL) https://t.co/pYzX1AfC80

[Daniel @danieIscouting]

James Garner is Everton’s very own Fede Valverde.

[Times Sport @TimesSport]

"What would you rather, a £10m fine or a ten-point deduction?"

David Moyes believes the Premier League must clarify why Chelsea were fined for making secret transfer payments while others received points deductions for other rule breaches

@_pauljoyce 🔽
https://t.co/jaOR8EXJwz

[Everton @Everton]

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[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee

[richy @richythebleu]

@BillEvram negative miserable cunts when they realise you have to play every team twice in a season

[Danny Sherbo @DSherbo1988]

@BillEvram It’s Saturday night Everton arent playing and you’re worrying about 14th fuckinell la go do something productive with your weekend

[Everton @Everton]

Cottage Pied. 🤷‍♂️

[Tactically Matt @TacticallyMatt]

The Premier League table since the day David Moyes was re-appointed.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Dwight McNeil move from Everton to Crystal Palace off. Deal sheet submitted in time + 26yo #EFC winger completed medical. But after Mateta sale collapsed #CPFC changed terms from £20m purchase to loan with buy obligation & then pulled out @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/nX0Ew0sHLG

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

@ManUtd Friend of mine lost his dad the day before City away, he gave his ticket to a mate. You banned him for 12 months, have you checked on his mental health? 22 years he had that season ticket.

[MakeChipsCount to Reunite Pets @VetsGetScanning]

LIZZIE STOLEN FROM MOLINEUX COURT, #BYKER, #NEWCASTLE ON SATURDAY, 20th DECEMBER 2025 at 9am outside the pharmacy. CCTV is being checked and police involved.

“Lizzie will be so frightened. She is nearly ten years old and has a myriad of health problems, which only I can deal with. She urgently needs her medication- taken on a daily basis. Seven years in my care from a life of breeding and puppy farming. Two failed fosters before I took her on, not an easy dog, in fact extremely reactive and grumpy. Doesn’t like many things, however loves me and the children.

Please return her- no questions asked.” Call 07725145142 (scammer aware)

If you have Lizzie or know where she is, you can take her to any veterinary clinic, they will check her microchip registry to get her home.

Call police on 101 or Crime Stoppers anonymously on 0800555111

Family: https://t.co/KbpNupye4T

Advised to register on Doglost

#PetAbduction #PetTheftReform #MakeChipsCount #ScanMe #DogTheft

[MakeChipsCount to Reunite Pets @VetsGetScanning]

SIMBA is Lost or stolen during a home burglary - if found please contact me: 07391505373

#Southgate, North London, #Enfield, N13, Greater #London on Thursday, 18th December 2025

Police informed and CAD number issued 6595/18DEC25
Call them on 101 or Crime Stoppers anonymously on 0800555111

Doglost website:
SIMBA
Gender: Male
Breed: Yorkshire Terrier Cross
Age: Adult
Colour: Tan
Marks/Scars: He has skin tags on his back
Microchip: Yes
Link: https://t.co/Z0k6f4BnOd

If you found SIMBA you must report him to the local animal warden or drop him off at any local veterinary clinic so his microchip registration can be checked.

#lostdog #MakeChipsCount #ScanMe #TheftByFinding #PetTheftReform #PetAbduction #FernsLaw

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

Everton players lining up to give Michael Keane a slap for good luck on Saturday:

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Come on you Blues!💙💙💙

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Zelda Williams has made a statement asking people to stop sending her AI videos of her father, Robin Williams:

“Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, i’ll restrict and move on. But please, if you’ve got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It’s dumb, it’s a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it’s NOT what he’d want.

To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to ‘this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that’s enough’, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening.

You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else’s throat hoping they’ll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.”

(Source: https://t.co/x13jxYK09K)

[joseph.eth @josephdelong]

We live in the ruins of a once great society