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i like food n' dogs

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@blairDow keep em guessing

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ok, but what really happened to amelia earhart ?

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i dreamt that i convinced vanessa hudgens to get back into music and i was gunna open up for her on tour

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@nathan_dekrey he’s good

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago today, the cast of 'The Vampire Diaries' got arrested for flashing drivers and hanging from a bridge

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@chelseaemch @nathan_dekrey it should’ve been

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if i can get through 7 seasons of riverdale, i can get through anything

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@blairDow it’s the worst grown up thing imaginable

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why are trips to the grocery store one of the most traumatic experiences of your life?

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i hope britney spears narrates her book on audible

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are bill murray and kelis still together?

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@nathan_dekrey @chelseaemch but we use it forever

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@chelseaemch @nathan_dekrey ilysm

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if you don’t look at yourself in your silly little box the entire time on a zoom group call you are lying to yourself and me

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@nathan_dekrey @JPeckk @chelseaemch cays

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Elton John, Robbie Williams and Spice Girls have reportedly all declined to perform at King Charles III’s coronation.

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why does any parent name their son “guy” ???

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@nathan_dekrey @aevansl idk why you insist singing this without me, it never works out for you

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@chelseaemch should’ve routed to me