Jordan Lacey

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

The trailer is here. #GameofThrones

[Jordan Lacey @JordanLacey04]

Thanks @ChipotleTweets for the 10 chips 🙄

[Jordan Lacey @JordanLacey04]

@OliveG12 Please let this actually happen

[Ron Futrell @RonFutrell]

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house, I told her fear of the CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Making eye contact with your dog before leaving the house & seeing the sadness in their eyes is the worst.

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Dude I suck at quizzes

[Irish954 @JetUp2424]

Props to McGregor for a solid effort against the best boxer of all time. Better fight than I though it was going to be. #MayweaterMcGregor

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[👨‍💻 @sps030]

@JordanLacey04 https://t.co/lKE3GPj4jj

[Jordan Lacey @JordanLacey04]

@OliveG12 I will always think of you when I see cat in the hat related https://t.co/Ilihdvan5D

[Jordan Lacey @JordanLacey04]

Woke up to a surprise flower delivery of my favorite flowers. I have the best Valentine ever 😍😘💐… https://t.co/MjgJfaeL0n

[CatherineGiudiciLowe @clmgiudici]

*spoiler*

NOT ALEXIS!

[Luke Bryan @lukebryan]

Grateful to be here with everyone. #SuperBowl

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

“DAMMIT BILL YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BRUNCH"